You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 31, 2011 5:45:34 am PDT #10451 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

BMW clad in leather is literally one hot car

ost folks love their German luxury cars fast, powerful, sleek and outfitted with only the finest Italian leather seats inside of their cars. This person loves cow skin so much, he decided to pimp the inside and outside of his BMW entirely with it.

Throughout the years, we've seen chrome cars, gold cars, carbon fiber cars, geek cars, green cars, junk cars and more, but we've never seen a leather car. That's right, some person on this planet decided having leather inside of their luxury car wasn't enough, so they had it skinned on the outside as well.


§ ita § - May 31, 2011 5:49:09 am PDT #10452 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sounds like a cart for the Antarctic, where it's sunny and not raining, but not cold.


Sue - May 31, 2011 5:51:13 am PDT #10453 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Hotties from history, my daguerrotype boyfriend: [link]

Sheesh, Sue, that's too much morning for morning.

I am already ready to call it a day.


DavidS - May 31, 2011 5:52:40 am PDT #10454 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Stripey sleeveless dress with tiny buttons down the front and robin's-egg trim, or short-sleeved shirtdress in a seafoam floral with a rolled collar?

Which did you choose? I'm intrigued by robin's egg trim.

Quick questons: Batman can beat Iron Man y/y? But can movie Batman beat movie Iron Man?

Depends on the scenario, I'd guess. If they were both in a squash court I'd have to lean towards Iron Man.

Also, can Wonder Woman beat Superman?

If she had a magic sword? He's vulnerable to magic. People forget he's almost as fast as the Flash.


§ ita § - May 31, 2011 5:56:37 am PDT #10455 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If she had a magic sword? He's vulnerable to magic.

Her lassoo is magic, no?

I think if Batman knew he was going to fight Iron Man, there's no way he'd lose. If it was a long form thing, where he had to track down IM and kill him wherever, he'd win. Better than Iron Man would in the flip side.

But in the movies, Stark is an amazing scientist with a suit or two of his own design. Bats is a fitness fanatic martial artist with borrowed tech--we don't get to see as much of his scientific/engineer process (he could build a suit if he wanted one) and detective skills.


msbelle - May 31, 2011 5:56:51 am PDT #10456 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Today was the first day of mac's summer program. He was "terrified" poor noodle, even knowing that 5 boys from his school will be in his section.

I put DE out on my fire ants this morning, I hope it kills them dead dead mcdeady.

So at work this morning I have almost nothing to do. My boss us out for an hour so I took the liberty to vacuum the offices and clean the nasty keyboard and take out the recycling. If I get one pile of papers alpha'd, 4 folders filed, and one new sale entered in the various programs then I will all done by the time she arrives and starts issueing today's marching orders.


lisah - May 31, 2011 6:00:32 am PDT #10457 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I'm going to have to do that couch to 5k thing when I get out of the boot I have to wear for the next couple of weeks. I just signed up for this:

[link]


amyth - May 31, 2011 6:01:40 am PDT #10458 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

lisah, that looks awesome!


Jesse - May 31, 2011 6:02:22 am PDT #10459 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hotties from history, my daguerrotype boyfriend: [link]

Awesome.

What's wrong with your foot, Lisa??

Why didn't I go to the beach this weekend? I meant to.


Tom Scola - May 31, 2011 6:03:30 am PDT #10460 of 30001
hwæt

Batman can beat Iron Man y/y?

Given enough prep time, Batman can beat anyone. In the case of Iron Man, all he would have to do is bring a bottle of 30-year-old scotch to the battle.