I think it was when I found myself expounding on a player's Wednesday performances that I realised I was making stuff up and should just stop looking at numbers.
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 28, 2011 6:13:41 am PDT #10064 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Liese S. - May 28, 2011 6:14:47 am PDT #10065 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
It's possible to extrapolate the entirety of human truth from those numbers! Okay, or possibly they're completely meaningless and just give us something to talk about during commercial breaks.
smonster - May 28, 2011 6:31:24 am PDT #10066 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Go Mac, with the grades! And mom of Mac with the assist!
flea, when are you leaving? And getting back? I have been awfully remiss on email.
Steph, this was actually quite a mix of ages (including some inexplicable child labor in cheap white fedoras) and quite the assortment of fashion choices, mostly white - I just felt 100% out of place and very self-conscious. Like I said, still parsing.
Kathy, seconding the shrugs and shawls. I mean, it would be nice to be able to find short sleeves, but adding a wrap will widen your choices.
§ ita § - May 28, 2011 6:37:08 am PDT #10067 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG, I have to draw this weekend. Draft submissions for this challenge are on the 1st. I can't believe I spilt soy sauce on one of my pictures. I try and do too many things in too few places. Jesus.
Ganked from DX's LJ: Great, possibly life-saving catch.
Polter-Cow - May 28, 2011 6:41:42 am PDT #10068 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
That's part of a commercial for Gillette, apparently, and probably fake.
§ ita § - May 28, 2011 6:43:50 am PDT #10069 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
IT'S LIKE CHRISTWIRE ALL OVER AGAIN.
brenda m - May 28, 2011 6:46:14 am PDT #10070 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Shrugs are the bomb. They can take a good dress through multiple seasons and levels of formality.
Dana - May 28, 2011 7:20:34 am PDT #10071 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Yeah, I had a feeling it was probably fake.
§ ita § - May 28, 2011 7:56:07 am PDT #10072 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Time Warner apparently has something in their tech support script to ask me if I want to consider bundling my phone services with internet and cable. Really? Now, when I'm calling you because your shit don't work? You want me to put all my eggs in a broken basket?
What peculiar timing.
Okay, off to see how many errands I can get done before I run out of steam.
I can't decide which cardinal direction to start off on. I should probably factor in difficulty of parking and timing of picking up frozen foodstuffs. This is very complicated.
le nubian - May 28, 2011 8:23:38 am PDT #10073 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Time Warner apparently has something in their tech support script to ask me if I want to consider bundling my phone services with internet and cable.
This is Comcast. I used to get cold calls from Comcast asking if I wanted to switch my phone service to them. I told them: "I am not particularly happy with your cable service, so why would I want to switch my telephone service TO you."
The rep said "that is a good point. thank you for your time."
Never got another call from them.