Their penises (peni?) have four heads.
Do they name them all or are the Thing 1, Thing 2, Thing 3, Thing 4?
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
'Safe'
Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - May 28, 2011 5:20:46 am PDT #10057 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
billytea - May 28, 2011 5:27:26 am PDT #10058 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
All right, billytea, you may be telling us you like echidnas because they're cute or what have you, but I have discovered your hidden reason.
There are so, so many reasons why I like echidnas. But that is one of them, yes. I'm also pleased to see the Argentine lake duck on the list.
Jesse - May 28, 2011 5:28:03 am PDT #10059 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Next winter, would someone remind me to self-tan? I cannot tell you how much happier I am with some color on my face. I'm not even noticably tan, but the pastiness is off. And I realize I don't actually have to wait for summer to make that happen....
§ ita § - May 28, 2011 5:42:25 am PDT #10060 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What xkcd has to say about your hockey. Needless to note, they're not saying that about tennis. Because it's completely different.
Strix - May 28, 2011 5:49:54 am PDT #10061 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Slept til 7:30, said hell no, rolled over and dozed till 9:15.
Yappy neighbor dog convinced me to get up.
Where're you going, flea? I forgot.
I have coffee, but I used the last of the milk. I gotta go to to the store today, clean my hellhole of an office -- I usually keep it fairly tidy, but the last three weeks of busy have caught up, and I cannot get any work done amidst the piles.
Library, and then writing.
It's very exciting, guys -- I have NOTHING TO GRADE. No essays to grade looming over my head. With the seniors gone, I am getting everything graded AT SCHOOL.
I can't tell you how ususual this is.
Ahhhhhh...
Theodosia - May 28, 2011 6:03:55 am PDT #10062 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I am so tempted to tuck a tea towel into Spare Cat's collar so it looks like a cape. She will probably bite me if I try, though.
Liese S. - May 28, 2011 6:05:20 am PDT #10063 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
unless you count Bruins West in 2001 (aka. the Colorado Avalanche starring Ray Bourque).
Ha! Oh, I do! That totally counts.
Also, heh: re xkcd. I can't remember what stat I was breaking down to someone the other day and I had to stop all, really, self? But the narrative I built was completely compelling!
§ ita § - May 28, 2011 6:13:41 am PDT #10064 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think it was when I found myself expounding on a player's Wednesday performances that I realised I was making stuff up and should just stop looking at numbers.
Liese S. - May 28, 2011 6:14:47 am PDT #10065 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
It's possible to extrapolate the entirety of human truth from those numbers! Okay, or possibly they're completely meaningless and just give us something to talk about during commercial breaks.
smonster - May 28, 2011 6:31:24 am PDT #10066 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Go Mac, with the grades! And mom of Mac with the assist!
flea, when are you leaving? And getting back? I have been awfully remiss on email.
Steph, this was actually quite a mix of ages (including some inexplicable child labor in cheap white fedoras) and quite the assortment of fashion choices, mostly white - I just felt 100% out of place and very self-conscious. Like I said, still parsing.
Kathy, seconding the shrugs and shawls. I mean, it would be nice to be able to find short sleeves, but adding a wrap will widen your choices.