Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 28, 2011 4:00:47 am PDT #10050 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Argh, flea! That is totally clusterfucky. Good luck....

Kathy, Target often has cute dresses in the plus section, if you're looking for cheap, and don't need to be that fancy. And you're right that everything is sleeveless, which also makes me crazy -- maybe a shrug.

msbelle, did you try Drench when it came up here? [link] It's not speed, but is color-matching.


Sue - May 28, 2011 4:33:12 am PDT #10051 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Good luck flea!

Halifax is getting its first Target...in 2013.


Jesse - May 28, 2011 4:38:24 am PDT #10052 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Any day now!


Cashmere - May 28, 2011 4:45:43 am PDT #10053 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Good luck, flea!

Yay mac!!

I just did a google image search for hipster. Bwhahahahahaha!


sarameg - May 28, 2011 4:54:19 am PDT #10054 of 30001

Gotta go do yard work. Don't wanna.

Why does a thermos of tea make me jittery on Sat. mornings when the same amount doesn't on work days?

I bought pad thai at the market. That will be lunch and dinner. Possibly for 2 days. They are very generous.


§ ita § - May 28, 2011 4:58:45 am PDT #10055 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Gil Scott Heron? Whoa. He was young.

My mother dated his drummer or something.


Anne W. - May 28, 2011 4:59:36 am PDT #10056 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I bought pad thai at the market.

Ooh. That sounds good. I won't have pad thai at my farmer's market, but there's a stand that sells Filipino food. I haven't done that yet this year, so I think I know what I'm doing for lunch.


Ginger - May 28, 2011 5:20:46 am PDT #10057 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Their penises (peni?) have four heads.

Do they name them all or are the Thing 1, Thing 2, Thing 3, Thing 4?


billytea - May 28, 2011 5:27:26 am PDT #10058 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

All right, billytea, you may be telling us you like echidnas because they're cute or what have you, but I have discovered your hidden reason.

There are so, so many reasons why I like echidnas. But that is one of them, yes. I'm also pleased to see the Argentine lake duck on the list.


Jesse - May 28, 2011 5:28:03 am PDT #10059 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Next winter, would someone remind me to self-tan? I cannot tell you how much happier I am with some color on my face. I'm not even noticably tan, but the pastiness is off. And I realize I don't actually have to wait for summer to make that happen....