This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2010: Don't Let the Door Hit Ya...  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2010? We have a few words for you.


megan walker - Dec 14, 2010 7:01:06 pm PST #61 of 466
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

SQUEEEE! I opened my package when I got home and there are multiple presents inside! I decided to open one a night until I leave on Saturday morning.

First up, fancy Jacques Torres dark chocolate. (It's the French name that makes it good.) I don't know what other flavors they have, but I can't imagine better choices than super super dark, ginger, and, my absolute fave, with chilies. Love.

The other presents are now under my tiny tree. I don't suppose one contains a Scola smile?


megan walker - Dec 15, 2010 5:36:18 pm PST #62 of 466
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Night #2 of my own mini-Hanukkah. I have no idea what is in the remaining two gifts, but Scola has already outdone himself--a book I didn't know at all, but is absolutely gorgeous, Infinite City: A San Francisco Atlas.

The only problem is I can never show it to Hec because I'm sure he will steal it as it's filled with beautiful, witty maps. Some examples? "Death and Beauty," which shows all of 2008's 99 murders and some of 2009's Monterey Cypress trees, "Dharma Wheels and Fish Ladders," which shows salmon migrations and Soto Zen arrivals, and "Monarchs and Queens," which shows butterfly habitats and queer public spaces.

This is awesomecakes with awesome sauce! Brilliant selection Scola!


meara - Dec 15, 2010 6:04:54 pm PST #63 of 466

That is an awesome sounding mapbookthing! Go Scola!

I have to finish my Christmas shopping soon. And apparently, to Europe, my brother has requested I bring: reese's cups (the small, not the large ones), and a carton of American Spirit cigarettes. ...I feel like this says something about America.


megan walker - Dec 15, 2010 6:20:04 pm PST #64 of 466
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I feel like this says something about America.

If it makes you feel better, my French friend's husband always asks me to bring Big Red gum.


JenP - Dec 15, 2010 7:04:04 pm PST #65 of 466

That sounds like such a cool book. Also,

If it makes you feel better, my French friend's husband always asks me to bring Big Red gum.

Hee. I love that the completely ordinary-to-the-person-who-lives-there item can be such a treasure to the person who doesn't, and can't otherwise acquire it.


Trudy Booth - Dec 15, 2010 7:08:14 pm PST #66 of 466
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

A friend of mine in Austria, who'd been a nanny in the states, asked me to bring her Campbell's cream of mushroom soup so she could make tuna noodle casserol.


smonster - Dec 15, 2010 7:36:10 pm PST #67 of 466
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That mapbook sounds super cool!

When my friend E, who'd been my roommate in France, asked me what I wanted from Paris, it was Bonne Maman Reine Claude plum preserves. Nom. And when I was in Moldova, of course, I always wanted peanut butter.


Vortex - Dec 15, 2010 9:36:03 pm PST #68 of 466
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

When I lived in England, we had a friend bring over canned pumpkin, so that we could make pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Dec 16, 2010 12:03:41 am PST #69 of 466
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Anyone who ever goes to America brings me Kraft macaroni and cheese. I am truly blessed to have a Girl with a US passport.


Jars - Dec 16, 2010 12:21:57 am PST #70 of 466

Grrr. Having ordered part of my Secret Santa gift online, I've received an email telling m they won't take my Visa because it's not based in the US, or something. Then why did you have an international billing address section?!

In any case, apologies to my giftee, but a part of your present may be a bit delayed while I sort it out.