Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!

'Dirty Girls'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2010: Don't Let the Door Hit Ya...  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2010? We have a few words for you.


sumi - Jan 26, 2011 11:38:55 am PST #376 of 466
Art Crawl!!!

Wow, I didn't realize that you could sense that change. That is really good to know.


Liese S. - Jan 26, 2011 2:26:41 pm PST #377 of 466
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

That's super great to hear, sumi. Good for you for going through the work it takes.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 28, 2011 6:04:39 pm PST #378 of 466
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My gift has arrived! Well, technically it arrived a few days ago, but in a mail receptacle other than the one the postman left notice of, so it took a bit to clear up the confusion. Someone who remains very secretive sent me a Winchester Brothers T-shirt and a great Better Off Ted DVD set. Thanks Slacker Santa!


DebetEsse - Jan 31, 2011 11:24:12 am PST #379 of 466
Woe to the fucking wicked.

In excellent but ironic news, my Santa was also my Santee. Matt sent me Bellagio hot cocoa (in a bag that is explicitly not a toy), candy penguins (penguins!), Earth: The Book, and a Rally to Restore Sanity pin (which is especially awesome since I did not get any swag at the rally!)

Thank you!


Polter-Cow - Jan 31, 2011 9:08:29 pm PST #380 of 466
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Shir, as part of my fundraising for 826 Valencia, your Slacker Secret Santa has made a donation and asked me to dedicate a limerick to you as part of your gift. And here it is:

Shir's blog is now changing the world.
We're amazed at the events that unfurled.
This girl perspicacious
With blog efficacious
Deserves a tiara quite pearled.


Shir - Jan 31, 2011 9:26:39 pm PST #381 of 466
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

!!!

So cool. I love Valencia 826 and think they're awesome (got myself a t-shirt from there, when I was in SF), and, Santa, you just wowed me. You've made my morning with the news and the limerick.

Thank you!


smonster - Feb 01, 2011 1:36:49 am PST #382 of 466
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Dude, that's awesome.


beekaytee - Feb 01, 2011 7:11:27 am PST #383 of 466
Compassionately intolerant

Seriously awesome. P-C, you are a rhyming rockstar. That may be the best limerick I've ever read.


Laga - Feb 01, 2011 7:27:19 am PST #384 of 466
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

How cool!


JenP - Feb 01, 2011 12:54:13 pm PST #385 of 466

Nice! And very cool of that Slacker Secret Santa. I did not get my act together, but I loved the Secret Santa gifts that involve other Buffistas, like Suzi's ornament.