I want to shave the monkey's pubes.
You're nice, and you're funny and you don't smoke, and okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around, either.
Willow ,'Get It Done'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2010 7:40:00 am PDT #999 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Oct 21, 2010 7:40:45 am PDT #1000 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
This is one of those things that make me think about how much people must HAVE to transition, to set themselves up for the ongoing drama and hassle. You know?
In less fraught family news, I just wished my twin cousins a happy birthday on facebook, but I gave one of them an extra exclamation point. I hope they don't notice and/or care.
tommyrot - Oct 21, 2010 7:42:38 am PDT #1001 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I want to shave the monkey's pubes.
I'm tempted to COMM this, as it's more funny out of context....
§ ita § - Oct 21, 2010 7:44:36 am PDT #1002 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
how much people must HAVE to transition, to set themselves up for the ongoing drama and hassle
Yeah. Reminds me of the sadface one of my Montreal friends gave me when it was implied homosexuality was a choice. "Why would I choose this over normal?"
I'm perfectly willing to have the "Behave or else" conversation with my parents. They tend to go for decorum over anything, but I do fear they might play the clueless card if there's any leeway. Especially since his immediate family was so slack about the same stuff for so long.
I realise now that I have absolutely no valid excuse to buy a new dress for the wedding. Now I'm just wondering how good my family's memory is. What if I haven't worn the dress in 10 years? But 11 years ago it belonged to one of them? How tacky is that?
tommyrot - Oct 21, 2010 7:56:47 am PDT #1003 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cute doggie walking on hind legs and carrying a teddy bear: [link]
Daisy Jane - Oct 21, 2010 8:02:10 am PDT #1004 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
A short story, made up of critics' blurbs about itself. [link]
Jesse - Oct 21, 2010 8:03:39 am PDT #1005 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Reminds me of the sadface one of my Montreal friends gave me when it was implied homosexuality was a choice. "Why would I choose this over normal?"
Yes. Aside from people being genuinely happy with who they are, if you were given a chance to be born into any body, wouldn't everyone choose straight cis white male, just for the ease? Anyway.
What if I haven't worn the dress in 10 years? But 11 years ago it belonged to one of them? How tacky is that?
Not very.
Ugh, now I have to do a boring task that I thought someone else was starting for me, but he did a truly crappy job. @@
Amy - Oct 21, 2010 8:03:47 am PDT #1006 of 30001
Because books.
I realise now that I have absolutely no valid excuse to buy a new dress for the wedding.
Well, suck. I wanted to vicariously shop some more.
lisah - Oct 21, 2010 8:12:47 am PDT #1007 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Well, suck. I wanted to vicariously shop some more.
Not as exciting but I need to use my shabbyapple groupon and have no idea which dress would work for me!
Polter-Cow - Oct 21, 2010 8:13:26 am PDT #1008 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
A short story, made up of critics' blurbs about itself. [link]
Hee.