'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


lisah - Mar 15, 2011 5:35:48 pm PDT #28575 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

How long does bacon grease keep in the fridge, anyway? I know I've got some in there but am unsure of its vintage.

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6 months!


Ginger - Mar 15, 2011 5:40:14 pm PDT #28576 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

pithy title

Transformer?


Strix - Mar 15, 2011 5:41:16 pm PDT #28577 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Mmm, I kinda of sniff it, and if it's rancid, you can tell. But I think for a pretty long time. I've never had a bad bacon incident. I mean, you can keep lard around forever in the fridge.


DavidS - Mar 15, 2011 5:41:41 pm PDT #28578 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Transformer?

Well, smonster is more than meets the eye.


DavidS - Mar 15, 2011 5:42:14 pm PDT #28579 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I mean, you can keep lard around forever in the fridge.

You can keep lard out of the fridge at the Pirate Store.


Strix - Mar 15, 2011 5:42:14 pm PDT #28580 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

oh, GROAN.


meara - Mar 15, 2011 5:43:04 pm PDT #28581 of 30001

Transformer?

More Than Meets The Eye

I have no bacon grease. For that I would have to cook the bacon myself. And it gets all spattery and messy and I have to clean a pan. No thank you.


Aims - Mar 15, 2011 5:44:14 pm PDT #28582 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Is there a contest going on for Most Asinine Thing Heard Today? Cause I'm pretty sure I have a winner!!

Woman in my class (college class. Not first grade class.)this afternoon talking about the earthquake and tsunami:

"They had to have known it was coming and just didn't do anything about it because of their overpopulation problem. Like 9/11."

Head go boom.


DavidS - Mar 15, 2011 5:46:25 pm PDT #28583 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And it gets all spattery and messy and I have to clean a pan. No thank you.

That's why I (a) line a baking pan with foil and (b) put it in the oven, under the broiler to cook the bacon.


Strix - Mar 15, 2011 5:47:51 pm PDT #28584 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Um...i constantly get to lecture some of my male students on how saying "No homo!" whenever they hug or wrestle is really inappropriate and homophobic and DON'T DO THAT and they always counter, "It's not mean, it's just saying we're not gay!"

CLUESTICKIN': The Job That Never Ends.