Mmm, I kinda of sniff it, and if it's rancid, you can tell. But I think for a pretty long time. I've never had a bad bacon incident. I mean, you can keep lard around forever in the fridge.
Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.
Spike ,'Potential'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Mar 15, 2011 5:41:16 pm PDT #28577 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
DavidS - Mar 15, 2011 5:41:41 pm PDT #28578 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Transformer?
Well, smonster is more than meets the eye.
DavidS - Mar 15, 2011 5:42:14 pm PDT #28579 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I mean, you can keep lard around forever in the fridge.
You can keep lard out of the fridge at the Pirate Store.
Strix - Mar 15, 2011 5:42:14 pm PDT #28580 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
oh, GROAN.
meara - Mar 15, 2011 5:43:04 pm PDT #28581 of 30001
Transformer?
More Than Meets The Eye
I have no bacon grease. For that I would have to cook the bacon myself. And it gets all spattery and messy and I have to clean a pan. No thank you.
Aims - Mar 15, 2011 5:44:14 pm PDT #28582 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Is there a contest going on for Most Asinine Thing Heard Today? Cause I'm pretty sure I have a winner!!
Woman in my class (college class. Not first grade class.)this afternoon talking about the earthquake and tsunami:
"They had to have known it was coming and just didn't do anything about it because of their overpopulation problem. Like 9/11."
Head go boom.
DavidS - Mar 15, 2011 5:46:25 pm PDT #28583 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And it gets all spattery and messy and I have to clean a pan. No thank you.
That's why I (a) line a baking pan with foil and (b) put it in the oven, under the broiler to cook the bacon.
Strix - Mar 15, 2011 5:47:51 pm PDT #28584 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Um...i constantly get to lecture some of my male students on how saying "No homo!" whenever they hug or wrestle is really inappropriate and homophobic and DON'T DO THAT and they always counter, "It's not mean, it's just saying we're not gay!"
CLUESTICKIN': The Job That Never Ends.
Ginger - Mar 15, 2011 5:49:54 pm PDT #28585 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
"They had to have known it was coming and just didn't do anything about it because of their overpopulation problem."
I wonder what she thinks they could have done.
Sue - Mar 15, 2011 5:52:18 pm PDT #28586 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Aims, my head is hurting from all the sense that is not making.
The local news just had a piece on about a very pretty church near my home town that is being shut down as a parish and community efforts to save it. They interview this one woman who has a very screechy, giddy pitch to her voice, which makes her seem totally crazy. She also has the last name of this absolutely nutty guy I knew in high school. Sure thing, next shot is of him, saying how he was a parishioner of the church and how his grandparents are buried in it's cemetery. I'm 85% that he never lived in that community, but lying about something like that to feel "involved" is totally the kind of thing he used to do.