Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Mar 15, 2011 4:51:36 pm PDT #28546 of 30001

At least GD is entertaining. And cute.


Calli - Mar 15, 2011 4:51:54 pm PDT #28547 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Hayden, I'm glad your brother is safe, and I hope he can come home soon.

Kat, I'm glad Grace came through the surgery alright, if a bit contentiously.

I hope the people who dragged the shetland pony behind their car each fall headfirst into a hornets' nest. Bastards.

I adore my present kitties, and would definitely spend for vet bills, but I simply would not take extraordinary measures. They are adored and loved, definitely, but faced with a $3000 bill, I would be VERY hesitant, unless it was a sure fix and they would have years more of a good life.

Yeah, while I'm very--perhaps overly--attached to my cat, there are limits to what I'd spend. The limits would vary depending on how flush I am, but I would not prioritize his health over keeping a roof over my head. That said, he sleeps on my bed, has the run of the apartment, gets walked on a leash regularly, and eats pretty well. He'll be a significant feature in my future living arrangements--no pet-free apartments or houses for me in the next 10-15 years. He'll have a good life until he no longer can, and then I'll have him euthanized as gently as possible. I hope that'll be years from now.


Steph L. - Mar 15, 2011 4:53:15 pm PDT #28548 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Your driveway looks like mine. Le sigh.

That shows only about 1/8 of the junk in it. Like the several lawnmowers. (This one shows a lot of the shit: [link] Not actual shit, like dog shit.)

There is also a frigging 10-foot tall drill press in the driveway and I am not even kidding. I'm looking through the pictures to see if I have a shot of it.

We are about 2 toaster ovens away from being on Hoarders. (Okay, not really. But...if we [read: *I*] don't keep an eye on all the shit we [read: *he*] bring home, we could get Hoard-y.)


Strix - Mar 15, 2011 4:56:43 pm PDT #28549 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I take it back, Tep. Your driveway looks like my backyard.

Also, Hayden, I'm hoping your brother makes it home ASAP, but it's wonderful he is able to do some good while waiting.


Burrell - Mar 15, 2011 5:00:05 pm PDT #28550 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That story of the 4 month old baby made me teary. Truly awesome.


billytea - Mar 15, 2011 5:04:09 pm PDT #28551 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I hope the people who dragged the shetland pony behind their car each fall headfirst into a hornets' nest. Bastards.

They're in Australia. We have taipans, crocs, blue-ringed octopi and box jellyfish, all standing by for your call.


SuziQ - Mar 15, 2011 5:04:41 pm PDT #28552 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I have created a monster. I taught CJ how to cook bacon. We had bacon and eggs for dinner. I told him we would use the extra for bacon bits...but I don't think he is going to leave any extra.


Amy - Mar 15, 2011 5:08:22 pm PDT #28553 of 30001
Because books.

Sara would eat four or five pieces of bacon every morning if we let her. It's a good thing I don't let her near the stove.


Steph L. - Mar 15, 2011 5:14:23 pm PDT #28554 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Okay, here's the drill press in the driveway: [link] We are PURE CLASS. Note that it has a tarp over it to protect it from the elements, because you wouldn't want the NEVER-USED drill press to get rusted, WOULD YOU??? (The drill press may be a bit of a sore point in our relationship.)

All the shingles in the driveway are from when the house next door (the brick house in the right of the picture) was being re-roofed. For some reason -- and DEFINITELY without our permission -- the roofers decided to throw all the old shingles (AND NAILS) in our driveway instead of, say, renting a dumpster or throwing the shingles in the backyard of the house they belonged to.

(That was actually the purpose of the series of pictures this one is from -- proof in case the homeowner didn't clean it all up. To his credit, the roofers cleaned it all up the next day -- like a shopvac had been through. But it still shouldn't have happened in the first place.)


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2011 5:16:15 pm PDT #28555 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have an entire book of bacon. I can't wait to crack it. The bacon mary cocktail seems a decent place to start, but, plain bacon! Maybe I should put bacon on top of my popcorn and not bacon salt. Real, trufax bacon.