Depends on the quality of the blow and the sexiness of the hookers. and this is one of those sentences that make people stare at me, huh? But I bet $3K is a nice weekend, at least.

I want a Vlad! I have a Michael (well, he kinda has himself) at work who'd make a rocking Vlad.

I think $3K could make a hookershaped dent in a pile of blow. Let me do some research. If he used it for anything else...no, wait, he's still a shitstain of a person.

It was no joke or anything, Daisy Jane. When my mother visited Wales in the late 60s, she was asked where her tail was. People. At best, we'll go with ignorance.

Brenda, I'm glad that wasn't onerous. My boss promised mine wouldn't be, but he also seems to have forgotten he was going to have one. Which is kinda worse.

Onerous task achieved! Intern's foibles thwarted!

Now to make noodles and cabbage. Not onerous, because NOM!

Ew. Cabbage. Total oner.

Boo on embezzlers. Geesh, people.

I was half way down the hall before my brain kicked in - I don't need sugar. I'm being a good Weight Watcher. Ok, it is only day 3, but I'm trying.

Hah! This is why I am re-starting my diet tomorrow. I figure I will tell myself I am dieting for Lent. Not that I celebrate Lent, or Easter, but whatever. I joined a gym last night and have an appointment Thursday. There ya go.

Meanwhile I have done plenty of onerosity today due to a last minute annoying assignment but was unable to get to any of the previously scheduled onerosity. Yet. Hrmph.

Huh.

I really need to get out of here an go get an afterwork cocktail. I want to either cry or beat people. Neither of which seem terribly professional.

My week is onerous. Got a ride home with my boss since my neighbors are working late today.

Came home to find cat barfed on my sheets. Which were just washed Sunday. So they are in the wash. Tonight is clusterfucknight at the pool, where I pretty much have to be there by 5, or after 7. And with little control over my working hours without a car, after 7 it is.

I really hope they finish my car tomorrow cause I need to run an errand tomorrow night. Bleahrg. Why did everyone else's cars have to break down same weekend as mine?

Ah well, at least I'm not having to cope with larcenous people.

I'm in test scrip hell (user validation on a system I've been working on for over a year to get up into production).

I am supposed to have dinner tonight with a near and dear person and dammit I don't want to have to cancel. Yet, I am on page 16 (out of 272) and every page is an onerous task. Shoot me now.

javachik, if you don't go out to dinner, will you finish in time? If not, then go out to dinner. Life is short, and there will always be another problem. There might not always be another dinner.

caveat: I'm feeling a little melancholy, a little fed up with work, and a little drunk.

I had no idea that Vlad was such a popular name.

I can't explain why, but this sentence has made me laugh and laugh.