The Sheen thing is like a monster. Poor Martin and Emilio.
Cake Wrecks did a king cake post. The tone was...unfortunate. It was mocking in a way that was, "How could anyone possibly eat these fried donuts with icing. God, they're so stupid they even put a plastic baby in it! Can you believe? And people really DO this!" There were some objections, and they got kind of crappy over it. I tried to explain on their fb page, that it was less that people were upset they were mocking bad king cakes, but that they seemed to be mocking the concept. Anyway, you can decide for yourself. [link]
Then if you're still in a Mardi Gras mood, you can read the Mardi Gras post I wrote for work that made me cry at my desk. [link]
And lastly, as I was walking up the sidewalk to the bus stop, Mr. Jane came running out of the house calling my name. I turned around and said "What?" and he hollered back, "I love you!" So sweet! I can't wait to see him!
TJ's Brand HOOKERS AND BLOW (tm)
Might as well. They lace half the food with crack already. Mmmm, TJ's brand crack.
Timelies all!
Went to the dentist for my regular checkup/cleaning. My teeth are fine, but my gums have problems. Agreed to use a new system that's supposed to help with gum problem. Expensive, and insurance doesn't cover it. It better damn well make my gums better.
I had a grilled ham and cheese sandwich, and then an apple for lunch.
This Lunch Was Brought to you by the Year 1951.
I guess I should wash it down with Bosko or something, and eat a Hydrox.
I believe it's time for a "salad" made of a square of Jello on a piece of lettuce, topped by a glob of salad dressing, David.
topped by a glob of salad dressing,
Thousand Island? Or the rarely seen anymore "French" dressing?
There used to be French dressing but now it's gone. But now we have Ranch. This is the balance of the Saladverse.
Isn't the "salad dressing" in jello salad actually Miracle Whip? Or is that just me?
It is so windy out! And 20 degrees colder than when I left for work this morning. I'm glad I knew that ahead of time.
Isn't the "salad dressing" in jello salad actually Miracle Whip? Or is that just me?
I think you're right.
I'll never get over the shock of looking down a menu in London in the late eighties and seeing the listing for a salad: a wedge of iceberg with egg mayonnaise.
"Egg mayonnaise"! It was weirdly endearing, like they were so proud of it. Though it also had the whiff of car ads which used to natter on about "rack and pinion steering" as if it were some genius new innovation they'd just come up with in 1982.
Hey, drive-by post here, sorry. Just want to say thanks for the kind words about my Celebrity Apprentice review, and that my wife and I got a kick out of JZ's Matilda story.
Just want to say thanks for the kind words about my Celebrity Apprentice review
It was really funny, Hayden. Good job. It seemed to get a lot of positive response in the comments too.
