I very much envy the ability to go relatively discreetly when trapped in a traffic jam. Also, I've worked at several companies where a penis was required for promotion, even though in some cases the person in question only thought with his penis.
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Crap, I should have had Onerous Task Day today, but I just couldn't. Maybe tomorrow?
Crap, I should have had Onerous Task Day today, but I just couldn't. Maybe tomorrow?
Let's assign it! It's random enough.
Next Onerous Task Day: Tuesday, March 8th.
Ha ha ha! Thanks.
Oh, good, I've got onerous tasks that I am definitely not going to do today but I would put them off a lot longer than one day left to my own devices. Tomorrow is actually a pretty convenient day to try to knock some off.
Dude! I'm on my way out the door to complete two onerous tasks, a full day ahead of schedule! Clearly once I get back I can feel free to sit on my unproductive ass guilt-free.
Please note that I posted that with at least an hour left in my workday, and I doubt I spend a full hour on the stupid thing, but I just caaaaaan't.
That is pretty cool. As is the ability to put out small fires.
However, if you have the ability to put out medium-to-large fires, you may have a problem.
You misspelled 'superpower'.