Crap, I should have had Onerous Task Day today, but I just couldn't. Maybe tomorrow?
Let's assign it! It's random enough.
Next Onerous Task Day: Tuesday, March 8th.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Crap, I should have had Onerous Task Day today, but I just couldn't. Maybe tomorrow?
Let's assign it! It's random enough.
Next Onerous Task Day: Tuesday, March 8th.
Ha ha ha! Thanks.
Oh, good, I've got onerous tasks that I am definitely not going to do today but I would put them off a lot longer than one day left to my own devices. Tomorrow is actually a pretty convenient day to try to knock some off.
Dude! I'm on my way out the door to complete two onerous tasks, a full day ahead of schedule! Clearly once I get back I can feel free to sit on my unproductive ass guilt-free.
Please note that I posted that with at least an hour left in my workday, and I doubt I spend a full hour on the stupid thing, but I just caaaaaan't.
That is pretty cool. As is the ability to put out small fires.
However, if you have the ability to put out medium-to-large fires, you may have a problem.
You misspelled 'superpower'.
You misspelled 'superpower'.
Let the villains of Gotham quake beneath the rain of justice wrought by The Hose.
Let the villains of Gotham quake beneath the rain of justice wrought by The Hose.
And his sidekick, Winkytinks.
I think his sidekick should be "Black Hole" and the superpower is magnetic colon.