I have to admit, I'm a bit aghast at being a teen's sounding board and voice of reason. I don't like teens, in general. But mine? I extend. And really, me giving relationship advice is somewhat comical. I actually told T your parents know I'm single at 35 and selfs-supporting,you KNOW they are just praying you never have sex until then!

She laughed.

Wow, there's a long list of Koch products to boycott!

I'm kinmda drunk, t=which is awesome, since I almost never drink anymore. FUN was had, and I hadn't seen anyone since the middle of January, and everyone commented on how nuch weight I've lost, which was nice!

I'lost bout 12 pounds from being crazy-busy and not eating, and it was nice to hear it shows. Ok, that is all, I think I will look at gardening sites. I already have the name of a guy to mow the lawm, and I am going to plnat this year. I already bough three big packets of wildflower mixes for by the front fence and the side of the house.

I have a cat in my lap. It is not, I don't think, drunk. But I am. I had a chocolate and bacon cupcake, which was fine. And some smoked BBQ ribs which were fanfuckingtastic.

I'm kinmda drunk, t=which is awesome, since I almost never drink anymore.

Dude, I'm back from drinking a trough of margaritas and then bowling -- first really well (for me; I bowled a 98, which is good considering that the last time I bowled was maybe 2 years ago), and then not so well (second game I bowled a 69, but I consoled myself by declaring that no one could bowl that score if they set out to do so). PLUS I got a double Beam & Coke at the bowling alley bar for $4.85. Can't beat that. But I am HAMMERED.

I have proofread this post several times due to booze and hammeredness. It seems passable.

I tried to proofread, but it is hard, and some of the typos seemed pretty finny, so I lef them in., and I think I will go to bed soon.

I'm trying to stay up long enough to metabolize some of the booze, so as to minimize any headache/hangover tomorrow. Woo, those margaritas looked so innocent.

Prosecco. A whole bottle, when I am pretty much a teetotaller. With the raspberries, it went down like delicious water.

Okay, I did my wifely duty and tried to get Dan off the couch where he was watching cartoons and feel asleep. He says he will be up "in a few minutes." I say "Bullshit, buddy, don't tell me if your back hurts tomorrow, cause I tried twce to haul your sleepy ass to bed!" So THERE! Ha.

I had fun tonight, though. It was so nice to be out with friends.

I just got back from seeing Juliana's play with JZ. It was awesome, especially Juliana, and it was great to see JZ.

I knew that play would be great, and am glad you guys got to go tonight. I shall endevour to see it next weekend!

Ok, that is all, I think I will look at gardening sites.

It would be way too dangerous for me to look at gardening sites while drunk. I'd find myself with a hundred dollars worth of seeds.