I see we draw the line at a similar point, shrift. Less red meat? Sure. Less butter? If I have to. Less cheese? waahhhh!

How about some E and a two hour long stereo massage on the beach (of your hotel, which has a balcony, Blue Mountain coffee and a plasma screen) followed by slounging in a hot tub with access to an unlimited Kindle account, on a prototype waterproof Kindle, while a team of maids deep cleans your house?

Can I fake marry you on the internet?

Hey there, everyone! Well, those who aren't asleep yet. I just got back from a purely lovely evening at the theatre, with tommyrot, Brenda, and aurelia. Aren't y'all jealous? To top it off, after the very funny play, we all went over to Xoco and had yummy sandwiches (sparerib meat, habaneros, and onions--awesome! With enough leftover for lunch tomorrow!) and salads, followed by really rich hot chocolate.

And then, after dropping off tom and brenda, I still got home by 12:15 so I could feed my cat who had her own play happening--The Tragedy of the Empty Bowl. I had to listen to her orate about how staaaaarrrrrving she was while I tried to open the new bag of kibble.

Sounds like you had a great evening, Kathy! Yay!

P-C, excellent. I don't know if she want to move quite that far, but I have sent it to her. Thank you so much.

Cass, of course you may! Can we have a REAL honeymoon, just like I described? My husband will come, but he just wants the coffee and the plasma screen. And, of course, high-speed internet.

I had a couple of really great "OMG, my body is smaller!" moments, first when I fit in the theatre seat with no problems whatsoever. Second was at Xoco, when the hostess said that we could sit at the counter with the high seats if we wanted to, and she looked straight at me with a question in her eyes as to whether I wanted to do that. I said no problem, and there wasn't any at all--I was able to slide onto the seat with no hesitation, and sat comfortably!!!

So glad I can do normal things like that again.

That's wonderful, Kathy--both about the normal stuff and the play.

Many interesting things today--congratulations, Tom!--and three magnificent ones: the Sugar columm--that was truly amazing. I sniffled through quite a bit of it. The abortion provider blog post was awesome. She's an amazing woman, and I'm very grateful for her. And the Antarctica photos are incredible.

Good work, y'all!

FTW has two meanings for me, depending on use: Fuck the World, man, everything sucks. Or For the Win, 'cause everything is great!

Kathy, I totally want to see pix! You doing so great, and I am so pleased you keep feeling better and better about your bad self.

Congrats, Kathy! And sounds like a fun evening!

How about some E and a two hour long stereo massage on the beach (of your hotel, which has a balcony, Blue Mountain coffee and a plasma screen) followed by slounging in a hot tub with access to an unlimited Kindle account, on a prototype waterproof Kindle, while a team of maids deep cleans your house?

Oooh. I would like this, please.

Yay Kathy!!

I like Erin's vices. More, please.

Yay for people seeing my show!! As you may have guessed, I'll be performing all weekend - tonight & tomorrow on stage, Sunday bartending.

Maybe the Denver F2F attendees can try to approximate as much of this experience as possible! Dunno about the deep clean and the waterproof Kindle, but we could manage most everything else, I think!

Getting excited about the F2F! Who's thinking about going this year?