And with horse tranqs, gigolos are totally superfluous. Unless you hire them to drag your unconscious butt to the couch.
How about some E and a two hour long stereo massage on the beach (of your hotel, which has a balcony, Blue Mountain coffee and a plasma screen) followed by slounging in a hot tub with access to an unlimited Kindle account, on a prototype waterproof Kindle, while a team of maids deep cleans your house?
That's the kind of vice I could get behind.
That's the kind of vice I could get behind.
Wait...where's the butt buffing?
as well as trying to figure out what else I'm going to have to give up to get my cholesterol down.
Ugh, I know what you mean. I even gave up the half n half in my coffee for soy creamer.
For all my other blood related issues, I was happy that the last full panel showed that my cholesterol is fine. Next test will be in early April. I am crossing my fingers that my iron and B12 will be back in the normal ranges.
I suppose I could toss in a salt glow and a Vichy shower before the hot tub...
Erin, the Contra Costa County Library System is hiring. They'll also have a library specialist position available soon. I don't know what sort of job your sister is looking for, exactly.
I even gave up the half n half in my coffee for soy creamer.
Me, too. I probably could eat
less
cheese, but I'm not sure that's a life worth living.
You have my sympathies, Burrell.
I see we draw the line at a similar point, shrift. Less red meat? Sure. Less butter? If I have to. Less cheese? waahhhh!
How about some E and a two hour long stereo massage on the beach (of your hotel, which has a balcony, Blue Mountain coffee and a plasma screen) followed by slounging in a hot tub with access to an unlimited Kindle account, on a prototype waterproof Kindle, while a team of maids deep cleans your house?
Can I fake marry you on the internet?
Hey there, everyone! Well, those who aren't asleep yet. I just got back from a purely lovely evening at the theatre, with tommyrot, Brenda, and aurelia. Aren't y'all jealous? To top it off, after the very funny play, we all went over to Xoco and had yummy sandwiches (sparerib meat, habaneros, and onions--awesome! With enough leftover for lunch tomorrow!) and salads, followed by really rich hot chocolate.
And then, after dropping off tom and brenda, I still got home by 12:15 so I could feed my cat who had her own play happening--The Tragedy of the Empty Bowl. I had to listen to her orate about how staaaaarrrrrving she was while I tried to open the new bag of kibble.