10 scientists who experimented on themselves. Good god, that's disgusting. But better them than other people, I guess.
Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 25, 2011 8:19:09 am PST #24969 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
amych - Feb 25, 2011 8:24:45 am PST #24970 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Onerous: resume-type crap & proposals
Less onerous: finish this round of design tweaks for client project, talk at sproutlings in the garden to encourage them to be bold and grow, walk down to the butcher shop that's now selling local stuff for their meet the farmers event, fencing-n-beer.
Conclusions: God I'm a fucking foodie yuppie. Also, my dread of resume-type crap is epic and ridic.
tommyrot - Feb 25, 2011 8:28:32 am PST #24971 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A video of a cat riding a ram: [link]
Zenkitty - Feb 25, 2011 8:29:49 am PST #24972 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Sigh. I know what my onerous task is. The work task I've been avoiding all week.
Me too. A relatively simple thing, too. Don't know what my problem is, but I really don'wanna.
Burrell - Feb 25, 2011 8:29:49 am PST #24973 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
But my mind wants it in the cadence from that dog food commercial. "Hookers and blow, hookers and blow, I'm gonna get me some hookers and blow!"
I'm so glad it wasn't just me.
My onerous task for today: completing the online sexual harassment workshop for work. VERY onerous.
Zenkitty - Feb 25, 2011 8:34:36 am PST #24974 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I got my Bonus! Incentive! check from work today. It's quite less than it has been in previous years. Because I haven't worked as well? No, I've worked my ever-expanding tushie off this last year. It's because "they" changed our evaluation structure so that now to get a high rating you have donate a kidney and cure AIDS while never leaving your desk. It's impossible. I do not feel incentivized. Is disincentivization a word? It is now.
tommyrot - Feb 25, 2011 8:36:14 am PST #24975 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Personally, I'm antidisincentivization.
eta: Shoulda' said I'm an antidisincentivizationist.
Or I approve of antidisincentivizationistesque policies.
Liese S. - Feb 25, 2011 8:37:48 am PST #24976 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Onerous task: Taxes!
And then budgeting and office paperwork I keep putting off.
And then housecleaning for the house concert.
That's really a lot of onerousity.
Liese S. - Feb 25, 2011 8:38:06 am PST #24977 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
But to make it up to myself, I'm doing my nails while I'm doing the deskwork.
Kathy A - Feb 25, 2011 8:40:27 am PST #24978 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
My onerous tasks today include doing my presentation and paper for class this weekend, as well as unpacking, washing, and then displaying the crystal that I inherited from my great-grandma via my aunt (they're still in the boxes my dad brought up three weeks ago).