I like books. I just don't want to take on too much. Do they have an introduction to the modern blurb?

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Feb 24, 2011 7:11:57 pm PST #24895 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'd say this sounds like overkill, but there's part of me that feels you can never be too sure with this kind of situation.

I bet I know which part.

I bought four--but we'll most likely only use two. The rest, we can eat!


billytea - Feb 24, 2011 7:18:34 pm PST #24896 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I bought four--but we'll most likely only use two. The rest, we can eat!

Turn two, the rest are for food!


Ginger - Feb 24, 2011 7:19:41 pm PST #24897 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Billytea beat me to it.


Vortex - Feb 24, 2011 7:20:46 pm PST #24898 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Didn't he say he wanted a pack of niggers to rape his girlfriend?

As I recall, he left a message for his girlfriend saying that she dressed like a slut and did she want a pack of niggers to rape her.


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2011 7:28:46 pm PST #24899 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I found the quote, for posterity: "You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault."

So, I misjudged him to think he wanted it to happen. That was unfair of me. The bit where he threatened property violence had no racism at all.

Man, I don't want to go to work tomorrow. I have to give a presentation on a project I barely know anything about.

Also, I just shattered my 1 cup measuring cup. My kitchen floor is covered in glass. That's not getting cleaned up until tomorrow. I vacuumed the carpet, but the tile will have to wait.


Trudy Booth - Feb 24, 2011 7:34:46 pm PST #24900 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And, to be fair, he probably didn't say that entire thing to his girlfriend... surely she was his ex by the time he got to "it will be your fault."


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2011 7:39:31 pm PST #24901 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Pretty much by pig. But that means when he was asking for the pre-arson BJ, they were no longer in a relationship.

Why are they talking about snow in Malibu?

Also, I want a cookie. Which is in the kitchen, beyond the broken glass.


erin_obscure - Feb 24, 2011 7:46:04 pm PST #24902 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

one of the great things about my job? i could randomly yell "hookers and blow!" and wave my fists around and no one would blink. They might check to make sure my mic was muted (or not actively on a call) just to be sure, but otherwise, totally relevant.


Burrell - Feb 24, 2011 8:17:05 pm PST #24903 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I saw Nikita! That's like--you have no idea what a slog it is for me to watch tv these days. For reasons I don't understand DH has been booby trapping the tv so that only he can use it. Drives me buggy, but it's half my fault. I should find my way to all the online manuals and rehook up all the cables and shit and just make it work myself.

Go Kristen!


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 24, 2011 8:31:03 pm PST #24904 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Hookers and blow! And I don't understand why Charlie Sheen isn't in prison.

Maybe Martin is actually a good enough actor to convince people he can grant a Presidential pardon?

Wait, wait. This means Charlie Sheen ate Frank Miller's brain. Everything is clear, now.

So whatever's wrong with him is sort of like Kuru?