I found the quote, for posterity: "You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of niggers, it will be your fault."

So, I misjudged him to think he wanted it to happen. That was unfair of me. The bit where he threatened property violence had no racism at all.

Man, I don't want to go to work tomorrow. I have to give a presentation on a project I barely know anything about.

Also, I just shattered my 1 cup measuring cup. My kitchen floor is covered in glass. That's not getting cleaned up until tomorrow. I vacuumed the carpet, but the tile will have to wait.

And, to be fair, he probably didn't say that entire thing to his girlfriend... surely she was his ex by the time he got to "it will be your fault."

Pretty much by pig. But that means when he was asking for the pre-arson BJ, they were no longer in a relationship.

Why are they talking about snow in Malibu?

Also, I want a cookie. Which is in the kitchen, beyond the broken glass.

one of the great things about my job? i could randomly yell "hookers and blow!" and wave my fists around and no one would blink. They might check to make sure my mic was muted (or not actively on a call) just to be sure, but otherwise, totally relevant.

I saw Nikita! That's like--you have no idea what a slog it is for me to watch tv these days. For reasons I don't understand DH has been booby trapping the tv so that only he can use it. Drives me buggy, but it's half my fault. I should find my way to all the online manuals and rehook up all the cables and shit and just make it work myself.

Go Kristen!

Hookers and blow! And I don't understand why Charlie Sheen isn't in prison.

Maybe Martin is actually a good enough actor to convince people he can grant a Presidential pardon?

Wait, wait. This means Charlie Sheen ate Frank Miller's brain. Everything is clear, now.

So whatever's wrong with him is sort of like Kuru?

I watched Nikita live, with the ads and everything! Sucked me right in and made me want to go watch the rest of the season before April - I watched the first two episodes when it started, but Thursdays are too full of TV and I gave it up.

Homerun in my book, Kristen.

So whatever's wrong with him is sort of like Kuru?

Heh. Except it seems to involve mocking him rather than him laughing.

Y'all are cracking me up this morning.

Suzi, from long long ago, I was on Abilify. It made me mildly manic for me at first - which looks like normal for productive people. But it also made me super sleepy, as in falling asleep at my computer or nodding off in one-on-one meetings with my boss. And the energy and productivity didn't last. So I got off it. I was using it as an adjunct to Cymbalta.