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Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2011 6:01:41 pm PST #24865 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Try yelling "hookers and blow!" while you wave your fists around and imagine fire coming off them.

It's intoxicating.

Next, I'm going to do an earthworm squishing dance. This is the most entertainment Charlie Sheen has ever caused for me. It's brilliant.

Sarah Shahi is so charming. I like her cute little self. I bet she doesn't use hookers. Maybe blow, I'm not going to judge. But I'm sure she's discreet.


DavidS - Feb 24, 2011 6:05:00 pm PST #24866 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I have to admit, I find Franco and Hathaway have a decent dose of charisma and watchability in these Oscar promo outtakes.


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2011 6:05:49 pm PST #24867 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Why would you have to admit it? Do the cool kids not like them?


DavidS - Feb 24, 2011 6:06:59 pm PST #24868 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why would you have to admit it? Do the cool kids not like them?

Cool kids don't admit anything, ita.


Lee - Feb 24, 2011 6:09:47 pm PST #24869 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

HOOKERS AND BLOW

and earthworms


billytea - Feb 24, 2011 6:10:54 pm PST #24870 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

HOOKERS AND BLOWWORMS


-t - Feb 24, 2011 6:11:29 pm PST #24871 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That sounds like a terrible combination.


amych - Feb 24, 2011 6:12:16 pm PST #24872 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

HOOKWORMS AND

wait


lisah - Feb 24, 2011 6:17:34 pm PST #24873 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Gonna have a fun time calling up the courts to figure out how to get it deferred. I have no idea how this'll go.

For real, if you have any anxiety about it, I can make this call for you. You'd just have to let me know when would be a good date.


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2011 6:18:27 pm PST #24874 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cool kids don't admit anything, ita.

If liking James Franco isn't cool...well, wait, I don't care anyway. But seriously, did he get so hip he wrapped around on himself? Is Anne too nice-seeming to be likeable?

Instruct me in the ways of the hip. It can't all be hookers and blow.