Try yelling "hookers and blow!" while you wave your fists around and imagine fire coming off them.
It's intoxicating.
Next, I'm going to do an earthworm squishing dance. This is the most entertainment Charlie Sheen has ever caused for me. It's brilliant.
Sarah Shahi is so charming. I like her cute little self. I bet she doesn't use hookers. Maybe blow, I'm not going to judge. But I'm sure she's discreet.
Why would you have to admit it? Do the cool kids not like them?
Why would you have to admit it? Do the cool kids not like them?
Cool kids don't admit anything, ita.
That sounds like a terrible combination.
Gonna have a fun time calling up the courts to figure out how to get it deferred. I have no idea how this'll go.
For real, if you have any anxiety about it, I can make this call for you. You'd just have to let me know when would be a good date.
Cool kids don't admit anything, ita.
If liking James Franco isn't cool...well, wait, I don't care anyway. But seriously, did he get so hip he wrapped around on himself? Is Anne too nice-seeming to be likeable?
Instruct me in the ways of the hip. It can't all be hookers and blow.