Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Feb 23, 2011 8:44:28 am PST #24476 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

What's everybody's plan to be non-sedentary today?

It seems going outside for multiple fire drills is my cardio for the day.


DavidS - Feb 23, 2011 8:53:45 am PST #24477 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It seems going outside for multiple fire drills is my cardio for the day.

Remember to keep your knees up when you're running outside. Also it's okay to shove the kids aside in a panic yelling "Oh my god! It's a fire!" because they need to get used to that realistic possibility.


DebetEsse - Feb 23, 2011 8:56:34 am PST #24478 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I'm setting up my user account for grad school, and one of the security questions is "What is the relative airspeed of an unladen swallow?" Would that I could come up with an answer that I would remember.


flea - Feb 23, 2011 8:56:57 am PST #24479 of 30001
information libertarian

Forty-two.


ChiKat - Feb 23, 2011 8:58:03 am PST #24480 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Also it's okay to shove the kids aside in a panic yelling "Oh my god! It's a fire!" because they need to get used to that realistic possibility.

BWAH! The twisted part of me totally wants to do that. We've had 3 drills in the past 60 minutes (broken sensor). We've just been told to ignore the fire alarm if it goes off again, so I guess my cardio is over.


ChiKat - Feb 23, 2011 8:58:34 am PST #24481 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

one of the security questions is "What is the relative airspeed of an unladen swallow?"

European or African?


DebetEsse - Feb 23, 2011 8:59:09 am PST #24482 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

flea, I considered it, but it's too obvious.

Ignoring the fire alarm seems like a bad precedent.


hippocampus - Feb 23, 2011 8:59:29 am PST #24483 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

don't despair. Taping before painting is boring. So I need to wait until the taper-person gets home. Otherwise, I'll be scraping. So, maybe I'll just watch Fringe on hulu. t /pudding


Daisy Jane - Feb 23, 2011 9:01:06 am PST #24484 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Oooh, I found clips! [link]


ChiKat - Feb 23, 2011 9:02:48 am PST #24485 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Ignoring the fire alarm seems like a bad precedent.

The exact instruction was "ignore the fire alarm for the rest of today unless there is an annoucement to leave." I think it'll be okay.