mac's full psych eval today. 3 hours long. above average intelligence and below average school-type performance is all I know thus far.

I need to get some work done and do his Halloween costume and a million other things. a minion, what I need is a minion.

What's mac going as??

I still don't have a costume. Hope I can pull something together Friday night.

I am at a pizza place. A toddler just toddled by and said "Bah bah bah bah" to me. Can anyone translate?

Were you holding a ball they wanted?

ninja.

I need to put red accents on the black sweatshirt. Also need to add a drawstring to the black sweatpants so they do not fall off.

Isn't that sort of like the language from Mars Attacks, where the same set of syllables could translate as anything depending on the situation?

Nope. Just a cellphone and a slice of pizza.

I think that roughly translates as, "If left unattended, there's every chance I will smear snot on your pants," tommy.

Someone at the dog park used a very buffista phrase about her dog going at something "like a monkey at a cupcake"

I just think that they *should* be edited.

I have had other bloggers tell me I'm a crazy person for having beta readers for GCS columns.