Worst person on the planet? [link]
River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Oct 27, 2010 5:14:31 am PDT #2179 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Trudy Booth - Oct 27, 2010 5:15:56 am PDT #2180 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
If only that was as bad as it gets.
tommyrot - Oct 27, 2010 5:17:34 am PDT #2181 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, who thinks that blasting your stereo at 4:30 in the morning so you can sing along (very loudly) to "Rocking in the Free World" is a good idea? Because such a person lives in my building.
Also, gronk.
Daisy Jane - Oct 27, 2010 5:17:56 am PDT #2182 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
God, I don't even want to imagine.
Jessica - Oct 27, 2010 5:20:18 am PDT #2183 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Well, this guy doesn't appear to be actively engaged in genocide...
Still, I vote we feed him to a pack of wild boars.
Daisy Jane - Oct 27, 2010 5:21:49 am PDT #2184 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Seconded! It can be the halftime show at the Arkansas game!
tommyrot - Oct 27, 2010 5:28:10 am PDT #2185 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
![The entirety of Raiders of the Lost Ark as a one-page Popeye comic [Comics]](http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/10/raid.jpg){kind=link}
Tom Scola - Oct 27, 2010 5:29:01 am PDT #2186 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I wanted to like that more, except the cartoonist does a poor job of imitating E. C. Segar.
Jessica - Oct 27, 2010 5:55:31 am PDT #2187 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I just think that they *should* be edited.
It was more the idea that magazines, print OR online, have standards anymore. If mainstream print media still gave a crap about content, DH would still have a job.
Connie Neil - Oct 27, 2010 6:08:18 am PDT #2188 of 30001
brillig
We had an answering machine once. I recorded the message. My Koogie destroyed it by continually hitting the button that played the message, then trying to rescue his Mommy from the tiny box she was apparently trapped in.
Also, SNOW! ON THE GROUND! ONE INCH OF SNOW ON THE GROUND!
I wasn't planning on buying the windshield scraper for another two weeks. Yeah, right.