Mal: Gotta say, doctor, your talent for alienatin' folk is near miraculous. Simon: Yes, I'm very proud.

'Safe'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Feb 01, 2011 4:28:24 am PST #20321 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Mid-South-istas: How do driving conditions look for tomorrow in your part of the country?

Our friends K and S plan to travel from Dallas to DC for temporary work details. They're driving so they can bring their two (large) dogs along, but they're worried about weather. The direct route involves going through Arkansas to Memphis, then I-40 across Tennessee to Knoxville or so and up I-81.

Should they worry?

(DC, by the way, has wimped out on this storm again.)


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2011 4:28:30 am PST #20322 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Power outages are much more likely if there's above-ground power lines, right?


Hil R. - Feb 01, 2011 4:31:12 am PST #20323 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It's sort of weird that none of the recent storms has really hit here. Every time that nearby places get a ton of snow, we get a few inches.


Anne W. - Feb 01, 2011 4:34:16 am PST #20324 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Power outages are much more likely if there's above-ground power lines, right?

Yes, and especially if there are a lot of old, large trees around.


brenda m - Feb 01, 2011 4:34:43 am PST #20325 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Dallas/Ft. Worth airport is already shut down, so they're getting something down that way.


Daisy Jane - Feb 01, 2011 4:46:20 am PST #20326 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

We had sleet and some snow, but now everything is just frozen. I am WFH, but Jon has to go in at 1, and I really wish he didn't.


msbelle - Feb 01, 2011 4:47:09 am PST #20327 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

All the schools are closed here. Pretty windy and apparently a decent layer of ice on the roads with just a dusting of snow. I am not going out, because people here have no clue how to drive in it and there is no structure for sanding or salting. At 5:30 the radio listed 10 wrecks already on the roads and I think that was just Dallas, not even mentioning any in Ft. Worth.


Kathy A - Feb 01, 2011 4:48:24 am PST #20328 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

If the power goes out, I'll be getting cold at home, but at least I have some really old candles in one of my drawers that I can pull out. I don't know if I have any matches, but I do know one of my neighbors (the one who works in my office cafeteria) is a smoker, so I can trot down to his apartment and get a light, I'm sure.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I won't have to do that, though. My favorite thing to do on snow days is to make some hot tea, bundle up under my afghan, and cross stitch while watching mind-numbing daytime tv, all of which (except for the bundling up part) require electricity.


brenda m - Feb 01, 2011 4:49:15 am PST #20329 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Is your stove gas, Kathy?

I should probably shower and wash the dishes and shit while I know I still have hot water.


tommyrot - Feb 01, 2011 4:49:19 am PST #20330 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cabin crew reveal most unusual customer requests

Some passengers fail to understand why they are prevented from opening the window, while others would like the engines to be "turned down" to reduce the noise.

The foolish and sometimes bizarre questions asked of flight attendants were disclosed after 3,000 Virgin Atlantic cabin crew members listed the most unusual customer requests they had experienced.

Among the most common queries was "Please can you open the window?", from uncomfortable passengers who had failed to appreciate the benefits of a pressurised cabin at 35,000 feet.

Other unique questions fielded by Virgin staff included "Could you turn the engines down because they are too noisy?" and "Please can the Captain stop the turbulence?"

The survey of 3,000 cabin crew also laid bare the level of comfort and service some customers expect, with several asking flight attendants "Can you show me to the showers?"

One crew member was asked to book a massage for a Barbie doll, while flight attendants were also asked to help a customer locate a missing glass eye.

Other customers, who may have overestimated the amount of space on their aircraft, asked: "Can you take my children to the playroom?" and "Is there a McDonald’s onboard?".