All the schools are closed here. Pretty windy and apparently a decent layer of ice on the roads with just a dusting of snow. I am not going out, because people here have no clue how to drive in it and there is no structure for sanding or salting. At 5:30 the radio listed 10 wrecks already on the roads and I think that was just Dallas, not even mentioning any in Ft. Worth.

If the power goes out, I'll be getting cold at home, but at least I have some really old candles in one of my drawers that I can pull out. I don't know if I have any matches, but I do know one of my neighbors (the one who works in my office cafeteria) is a smoker, so I can trot down to his apartment and get a light, I'm sure.

I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I won't have to do that, though. My favorite thing to do on snow days is to make some hot tea, bundle up under my afghan, and cross stitch while watching mind-numbing daytime tv, all of which (except for the bundling up part) require electricity.

Is your stove gas, Kathy?

I should probably shower and wash the dishes and shit while I know I still have hot water.

Cabin crew reveal most unusual customer requests

Some passengers fail to understand why they are prevented from opening the window, while others would like the engines to be "turned down" to reduce the noise.

The foolish and sometimes bizarre questions asked of flight attendants were disclosed after 3,000 Virgin Atlantic cabin crew members listed the most unusual customer requests they had experienced.

Among the most common queries was "Please can you open the window?", from uncomfortable passengers who had failed to appreciate the benefits of a pressurised cabin at 35,000 feet.

Other unique questions fielded by Virgin staff included "Could you turn the engines down because they are too noisy?" and "Please can the Captain stop the turbulence?"

The survey of 3,000 cabin crew also laid bare the level of comfort and service some customers expect, with several asking flight attendants "Can you show me to the showers?"

One crew member was asked to book a massage for a Barbie doll, while flight attendants were also asked to help a customer locate a missing glass eye.

Other customers, who may have overestimated the amount of space on their aircraft, asked: "Can you take my children to the playroom?" and "Is there a McDonald’s onboard?".

Is your stove gas, Kathy?

Nope, everything is electric.

I'm taking a couple mental health hours, and sending off my request for an official transcript from my BU days, which is now 30 years ago. Worth the $6 fee, because it could mean a boatload of credits toward the Extension degree.

Oh -- the Barbie massage request makes a wee bit more sense when you know that the Virgin Premier Class has complementary massages for passengers. (I got upgraded -- once. Don't look at me like that.)

Thanks for the link Kat, donation made.

Skipping (sigh - again? so soon?) because, according to Topic!Cindy "If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me" Feb 1, 2006 1:02:15 pm PST today is Olivia's birthday.

Happy birthday, you big lovely girl! With lots of wishes for your mom, your big brother, and all your family!

Like Jesse said, everyone stay inside! At least until the collective Buffista move to Hawaii, which I think is the New Improved Plan.

Good luck to Grace, with her laryngotomy.

Today was so weird waking up and only having to get myself ready. Muscle memory is right. And yet, I was still running late.