Cashmere, you are OUT OF EVERYTHING!
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jan 28, 2011 4:03:12 pm PST #19820 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
sarameg - Jan 28, 2011 4:03:44 pm PST #19821 of 30001
Just figure they'll be out of milk, bread and tp. If they have that brand of crazy there.
Beverly - Jan 28, 2011 4:04:17 pm PST #19822 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
These are the times when the choice of a small dog might be questioned. Go, Cash, and safely!
flea - Jan 28, 2011 4:06:49 pm PST #19823 of 30001
information libertarian
"Didja tell 'em about the twinkie?"
mr. flea just sang, "chim chiminee chim chiminee chim chim cheree, I'm a black belt in the third degree!" We had Casper's Tae Kwan Do belt testing tonight, and I am pretty sure mr. flea is about to start taking lessons. He was transfixed.
beekaytee - Jan 28, 2011 4:15:12 pm PST #19824 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
My personal favorite is, "First, there is the ooohing and the ahhhing, and then there is the running and the screaming."
It's amazing how often I use that one.
brenda m - Jan 28, 2011 4:18:01 pm PST #19825 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I'd forgotten this one, but the cat was just bugging me and without thinking about it I shoved her aside and said
"I don't know you! Let go of my purse!".
tommyrot - Jan 28, 2011 4:18:18 pm PST #19826 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, I just bought six pairs of socks!
Hil R. - Jan 28, 2011 4:20:07 pm PST #19827 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
My ankle hurts. I've had a few days of wearing boots instead of sneakers because of the snow, and I can't wear my ankle brace with the boots, and now, ow.
-t - Jan 28, 2011 4:24:11 pm PST #19828 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Way to stick it to the man, tommyrot!
smonster - Jan 28, 2011 4:26:58 pm PST #19829 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Ghostbusters I & II as a unit are everyday quoteable.
"I collect spores, mold, and fungus."