"Didja tell 'em about the twinkie?"

mr. flea just sang, "chim chiminee chim chiminee chim chim cheree, I'm a black belt in the third degree!" We had Casper's Tae Kwan Do belt testing tonight, and I am pretty sure mr. flea is about to start taking lessons. He was transfixed.

My personal favorite is, "First, there is the ooohing and the ahhhing, and then there is the running and the screaming."

It's amazing how often I use that one.

I'd forgotten this one, but the cat was just bugging me and without thinking about it I shoved her aside and said

"I don't know you! Let go of my purse!".

ION, I just bought six pairs of socks!

My ankle hurts. I've had a few days of wearing boots instead of sneakers because of the snow, and I can't wear my ankle brace with the boots, and now, ow.

Way to stick it to the man, tommyrot!

Ghostbusters I & II as a unit are everyday quoteable.

"I collect spores, mold, and fungus."

"I collect spores, mold, and fungus."

As one does. Which reminds me, from Highlander the series (and yes, we use this quote a *lot*)

Mac: This isn't more of your moss stuff, is it?

Darius: (reassures) Oh no.

Mac: (sips)

Darius: It's more of a mold form.

(spit take)

"That's a big Twinkie."

In my head, whenever something's about to go wrong, I hear Sheldon from the episode of BBT when he was sick. "You're all doomed. DOOOOOOMED!"

I quote Supernatural episode titles a lot. Which, since they are quoting something else, is kinda stupid. But when I say "Good God Y'All" I mean the episode with Ellen in it. Castiel's lines also get a lot of play in my head. "Assbutt" especially.

Note to potential suitors: if you only date black women, I DON'T WANT TO DATE YOU. Sorry. It's a thing. If you boast about how good you are at dating black women in your profile...jesus. I got past the Assange mention in your note to even read that far. What was I thinking? Right. That OK Cupid bites for me.