It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


smonster - Jan 28, 2011 5:50:32 am PST #19598 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, amyth. I'm so sorry. I'm free this evening if you want company, either way.


amyth - Jan 28, 2011 5:52:57 am PST #19599 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Thanks, smonster. I'll keep you posted.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 28, 2011 5:56:45 am PST #19600 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

{{amyth}}


Gudanov - Jan 28, 2011 5:57:55 am PST #19601 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

The newspaper, quoting anonymous Russian security officials, says the woman was at a safe house preparing for the attack when the spam text arrived.

So now spam has saved lives. That seems so wrong.


§ ita § - Jan 28, 2011 6:13:51 am PST #19602 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Russian spam has saved lives, probably.


Daisy Jane - Jan 28, 2011 6:29:06 am PST #19603 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Want this house! [link]


Gudanov - Jan 28, 2011 6:29:28 am PST #19604 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I found out that Leif has a kindergarten girl crushing on him. So cute. The girl's older sister is the bus monitor and keeps trying to get Leif to sit with her on the bus.


§ ita § - Jan 28, 2011 6:32:39 am PST #19605 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I name-dropped Colin the other day at work. I was feeling shamefully dirty, but the guy I did it to just waved at me in the hallway. He's never waved at me before. Am I a cool kid now? Am I riding the Ferg's coattails? Fuck him.


tommyrot - Jan 28, 2011 6:33:12 am PST #19606 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was in first grade, I had three girlfriends at the same time. Or at least in my mind I did.

It's all been downhill since then....


Amy - Jan 28, 2011 6:36:03 am PST #19607 of 30001
Because books.

That house is incredible, DJ. So spare and clean.