Not only did I mean Disney Princesses, but I am sheltered and vanilla enough to have no idea what else it could mean, other than the Doom Patrol or possibly a WWII-era Displaced Person (about whom Flannery O'Connor did write a splendidly fantastic, chilling short story, but I don't really think I want to read Matilda that DP tale anytime soon either).
Whatever else DP means, I seriously don't know. As in, I'm now racking my brain and telling it to think dirtier and nastier, and I'm still not coming up with anything at all.
Well, I also use it for dog park, but it does weird me out a little whenever I do so.
Wednesday, January 26th is Onerous Task Day.
Wednesday, January 26 is Australia Day. Have fun with your onerous tasks, Northerners.
As in, I'm now racking my brain and telling it to think dirtier and nastier, and I'm still not coming up with anything at all.
Double penetration, baybee! You gotta read/watch more porn, lady.
Jesse, on the other hand, is just a coquette.
If I ever had a Princess phase, it was of a minor duration. I mean, I think I was a Diana fangirl for a while, but I never thought about getting a Prince myself.
Double penetration, baybee!
It's safe to say I would never have gotten there on my own, no way no how. Also likely very safe to say that by this time tomorrow the Flannery O'Connor story will have completely overwritten the new information and in about a week I'll have forgotten completely. Would that I could forget the Disney Princesses as easily.
I had a princess phase. It's why I stopped sucking my finger--because princesses clearly don't do that. Once I was Matilda. Now I am Emmett.
likely very safe to say that by this time tomorrow the Flannery O'Connor story will have completely overwritten the new information and in about a week I'll have forgotten completely
I'd be more than happy to help you remember.
But I'll just forget again in another week. Surely you've got something better to do with your time? Really, organizing your paperclips would probably be more fruitful and rewarding.
My god, is it still Monday?