Wednesday, January 26th is Onerous Task Day.
Wednesday, January 26 is Australia Day. Have fun with your onerous tasks, Northerners.
She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
billytea - Jan 24, 2011 12:51:22 pm PST #18699 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2011 12:53:37 pm PST #18700 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
As in, I'm now racking my brain and telling it to think dirtier and nastier, and I'm still not coming up with anything at all.
Double penetration, baybee! You gotta read/watch more porn, lady.
Jesse, on the other hand, is just a coquette.
erikaj - Jan 24, 2011 1:05:46 pm PST #18701 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
If I ever had a Princess phase, it was of a minor duration. I mean, I think I was a Diana fangirl for a while, but I never thought about getting a Prince myself.
JZ - Jan 24, 2011 1:10:58 pm PST #18702 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Double penetration, baybee!
It's safe to say I would never have gotten there on my own, no way no how. Also likely very safe to say that by this time tomorrow the Flannery O'Connor story will have completely overwritten the new information and in about a week I'll have forgotten completely. Would that I could forget the Disney Princesses as easily.
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2011 1:11:16 pm PST #18703 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had a princess phase. It's why I stopped sucking my finger--because princesses clearly don't do that. Once I was Matilda. Now I am Emmett.
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2011 1:11:42 pm PST #18704 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
likely very safe to say that by this time tomorrow the Flannery O'Connor story will have completely overwritten the new information and in about a week I'll have forgotten completely
I'd be more than happy to help you remember.
JZ - Jan 24, 2011 1:13:00 pm PST #18705 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
But I'll just forget again in another week. Surely you've got something better to do with your time? Really, organizing your paperclips would probably be more fruitful and rewarding.
Connie Neil - Jan 24, 2011 1:14:01 pm PST #18706 of 30001
brillig
My god, is it still Monday?
tommyrot - Jan 24, 2011 1:15:31 pm PST #18707 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My god, is it still Monday?
Yes.
But the sun has set here, which means it's going away.
billytea - Jan 24, 2011 1:19:26 pm PST #18708 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
My god, is it still Monday?
I am pleased to report that the answer to this question is 'no'.