Honey Wheeler.
Wasn't that someone in the Trixie Belden books?
Yup, and she had an AWESOME porn name! (Hey, if ita can use a Middle Eastern food, I can use Trixie Belden's best friend.)
The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jan 21, 2011 10:20:43 am PST #18088 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
JZ - Jan 21, 2011 10:21:37 am PST #18089 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Still, when you consider I was nearly named Greta instead, I think my name worked out just fine.
You actually look... not entirely unlike the one Greta I've ever met, so when I read that I instantly thought, Oh, yes, of course she could have been a Greta!
I mean, apologies if you really hate it and think it's obviously completely wrong for you, but the Greta I knew was smart, funny, warm and creative and had eyes and a smile very much like yours, so all my associations with the name are about as positive as positive could be.
DavidS - Jan 21, 2011 10:23:52 am PST #18090 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In I can't tell if this is inappropriate or not news:
It's about the Jilli-est thing you could say under the circumstances.
Ginger - Jan 21, 2011 10:24:53 am PST #18091 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
My father was named for his mother's brother, Roy, but in college he told everyone his name was Royal. Delusions of grandeur? Hell, yes.
sumi - Jan 21, 2011 10:24:55 am PST #18092 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Liese! I didn't know!! How cool is that?
BTW, I don't think my brother even knew that tradition and yet, my niece has my mother's first name (Miyako) as her middle name.
Jesse - Jan 21, 2011 10:25:00 am PST #18093 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ooh, Honey Wheeler should totally be my backup alias.
Oh, and porn star names: Mine is Bunny Beach, which I think is pretty awesome, but my former housemate had the hands-down winner: Fluffy DiPillo.
Those are both excellent!
Fuck Yeah Ryan Gosling is good times. I have a weird soft spot for him, though.
DavidS - Jan 21, 2011 10:25:25 am PST #18094 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think I've told about my friend Candace Groskreutz who never went by "Candy" and refused to take her husband's last name, "Colt." Also her middle name was "Kaye": Candy Kaye Colt.
My porn name (pet name plus street) would be: Sparky Franjo.
§ ita § - Jan 21, 2011 10:27:03 am PST #18095 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My porn name (pet name plus street) would be: Sparky Franjo.
I'd be Bruce Wayne Gardenia, so I'm going to stick with Baba.
Steph L. - Jan 21, 2011 10:28:19 am PST #18096 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I'd be Bruce Wayne Gardenia
That's what Superman calls Batman.
IN BED.
beekaytee - Jan 21, 2011 10:28:33 am PST #18097 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
My porn name is Tuffy Parkside, which always struck me more as a plucky, 1940s girl detective.