My porn name (pet name plus street) would be: Sparky Franjo.
I'd be Bruce Wayne Gardenia, so I'm going to stick with Baba.
No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?
Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 21, 2011 10:27:03 am PST #18095 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Steph L. - Jan 21, 2011 10:28:19 am PST #18096 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I'd be Bruce Wayne Gardenia
That's what Superman calls Batman.
IN BED.
beekaytee - Jan 21, 2011 10:28:33 am PST #18097 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
My porn name is Tuffy Parkside, which always struck me more as a plucky, 1940s girl detective.
amyth - Jan 21, 2011 10:28:50 am PST #18098 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
I love Hey Girl, or FYRG. So much that my friend and I are constantly saying, "Hey Baby!" to her daughter. Like, "Hey Baby! Are you teething? That's pretty awesome. Want to chew on my hand. That's cool." "Hey Baby! Where'd your sock go? You're really good at losing socks. Good going, baby." And so on.
Kathy A - Jan 21, 2011 10:29:07 am PST #18099 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
My boss's boss's wife used to work here before they married. Her name prior to marriage? Candy Kane.
Beverly - Jan 21, 2011 10:29:27 am PST #18100 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Pretty Boy Vogler. ...IDEK. That's not a porn name, that's a 30s gangster name. I demand a recount! Second pet = Spiffy Vogler. Third pet, Snooky Vogler.
I think my folks were closet gangsters.
Kate P. - Jan 21, 2011 10:30:26 am PST #18101 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Aw, JZ, thanks! I actually think I might have liked being named Greta, but it definitely would have been very unusual in my super-WASPy hometown.
megan walker - Jan 21, 2011 10:30:32 am PST #18102 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
I have no porn name!
::cries::
tommyrot - Jan 21, 2011 10:32:12 am PST #18103 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My porn name would be Barky Hwy 156.
§ ita § - Jan 21, 2011 10:32:48 am PST #18104 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Our pet-naming history was pretty wretched. Or nerdy, whichever. But Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Lucky, Hamlet Prince of Denmark, and Bimba only gives you 50% passable stripper nameage.