It's been done, though. I need to top that. I wouldn't even know where to start.
I think you begin with a Crossdressing Sikh Bison and build from there.
There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.
Cordelia ,'Lessons'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jan 19, 2011 8:36:31 am PST #17581 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Cashmere - Jan 19, 2011 8:41:26 am PST #17582 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Crazy Haircut Mom's daughter got another haircut at another play date yesterday.
Olivia totally has an alibi.
Amy - Jan 19, 2011 8:42:21 am PST #17583 of 30001
Because books.
Crazy Haircut Mom's daughter got another haircut at another play date yesterday.
Oh, that fills me with really inappropriate glee.
Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2011 8:48:42 am PST #17584 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
My friend Dudley pointed out that today is Dolly's birthday with, "It's Dolly's birthday, everyone! Celebrate by being a little tacky, a little sexy and a little bit of a better person than you normally are." and I would like to add [link]
French little girl adorably explains the plot to Winnie the Pooh [link]
And the top 10 rudest cities (Or as one of the commenters pointed out, we could've just called it suburbanites think cities are rude) [link]
Jesse - Jan 19, 2011 8:54:57 am PST #17585 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And the top 10 rudest cities (Or as one of the commenters pointed out, we could've just called it suburbanites think cities are rude) [link]
Yeah, fuck them. They probably walk too slow and don't know where they're going.
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 8:58:15 am PST #17586 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Detroit is way ruder than LA. And NY has always been kind to me. So, you know, eff them.
zuisa - Jan 19, 2011 8:59:24 am PST #17587 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)
I would rather hang out with the supposed "rudeness" of big city people than the fake friendliness I've sometimes come across in suburbs. This doesn't hold true across the board, obviously, but.... I love cities and city people!
Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2011 9:04:22 am PST #17588 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I didn't find DC particularly rude either. Maybe a little self-important, but not rude.
megan walker - Jan 19, 2011 9:05:16 am PST #17589 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
French little girl adorably explains the plot to Winnie the Pooh [link]
That's the same girl who had the story about the hippopotamus, right?
Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2011 9:09:26 am PST #17590 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
There were hippos in this tale, so...maybe?