No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 8:29:01 am PST #17574 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can never get married now (because it was in the works). It just won't live up to what has come before.

I'm sure you could find someone to dress up as a cow....


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 8:31:00 am PST #17575 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm sure you could find someone to dress up as a cow....

It's been done, though. I need to top that. I wouldn't even know where to start.


Lee - Jan 19, 2011 8:31:26 am PST #17576 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Apparently there was a furry in outfit at the trans Hasidic wedding.

I still can't believe you missed him until the pictures.

How do you miss a cow?


megan walker - Jan 19, 2011 8:31:38 am PST #17577 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Two cows?


msbelle - Jan 19, 2011 8:31:50 am PST #17578 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

you could MARRY the cow person, and dress as a bunny!!!! I can be your wedding coordinator!

YOU'RE WELCOME


Liese S. - Jan 19, 2011 8:32:15 am PST #17579 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

A bison? I have a skin you could use. Well, half a skin.


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 8:33:15 am PST #17580 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How do you miss a cow?

I think it's like the gorilla in that inattention experiment.


DavidS - Jan 19, 2011 8:36:31 am PST #17581 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's been done, though. I need to top that. I wouldn't even know where to start.

I think you begin with a Crossdressing Sikh Bison and build from there.


Cashmere - Jan 19, 2011 8:41:26 am PST #17582 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Crazy Haircut Mom's daughter got another haircut at another play date yesterday.

Olivia totally has an alibi.


Amy - Jan 19, 2011 8:42:21 am PST #17583 of 30001
Because books.

Crazy Haircut Mom's daughter got another haircut at another play date yesterday.

Oh, that fills me with really inappropriate glee.