The woman who does Hyperbole and a Half was a psycho child, as were her friends:
Whoa! That's like a little horror movie combination of Wicker Man, Let the Right One In and Lord of the Flies.
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
'War Stories'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jan 19, 2011 7:17:03 am PST #17565 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DavidS - Jan 19, 2011 7:17:30 am PST #17566 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Secrets are perfectly cromulent?
Not the way you do it. You're clearly hiding something.
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 7:20:59 am PST #17567 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You're clearly hiding something.
Well, from you, yes.
Jesse - Jan 19, 2011 7:22:18 am PST #17568 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yeah, I think secrets are fine, but isn't this religious family giong to be looking for kids from the marriage??
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 7:25:28 am PST #17569 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
isn't this religious family giong to be looking for kids from the marriage??
Well, what I just found out shortly before the wedding was that the bride was black and a convert from a Christian family. I totally thought he was marrying a white ethnic Jew. Living on the west coast (that's the reason) has totally isolated me.
However, they do intend to have 5 children. The mechanism has not been revealed yet.
I still want to know how you have a guest dressed as a cow at the wedding, as well as people holding up placards of Adam Lambert, NPH, and Anderson Cooper, and you're keeping some sort of secret from your parents.
Jesse - Jan 19, 2011 7:26:58 am PST #17570 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Man, the weddings I go to are so boring! Holy crap.
And I'm a quarter shy of being able to do a load of laundry. I guess I could go out and buy something for lunch and get some more quarters. But eh.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 19, 2011 7:39:18 am PST #17571 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Apparently there was a furry in outfit at the trans Hasidic wedding.
I think you just won at some form of bingo.
SuziQ - Jan 19, 2011 8:24:03 am PST #17572 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
as well as people holding up placards of Adam Lambert, NPH, and Anderson Cooper
Placards at a wedding? I'm so confused. I'm ignoring the cow.
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 8:26:40 am PST #17573 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Placards at a wedding? I'm so confused.
I was there, and it didn't make much more sense to me.
I can never get married now (because it was in the works). It just won't live up to what has come before.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 8:29:01 am PST #17574 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I can never get married now (because it was in the works). It just won't live up to what has come before.
I'm sure you could find someone to dress up as a cow....