Oof, no. That just makes me think of how aggravating it is when you wake up and the sheets and duvet are all bunched and tangled up. I'd go crazy.

I would never get the cats out of that.

I would never get the cats out of that.

And you'd accidentally squish one into a corner and your couch would make that outraged "I'm sleeping here!" noise.

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Winter still really sucks (below zero? what is that about?) but they certainly do help.

Apparently there was a furry in outfit at the trans Hasidic wedding. I haven't found anyone that can explain that to me.

I've been looking at some of the pictures, and I think age is making us all look alike. And I've been looking at the SO of the groom's mother, and she's really unreasonably hot. I should stop staring. She was dressed up because the mother had to dress down, and WHOA.

I didn't make any pronoun mistakes, but the groom's sister referred to him by his birth-name, and I was scandalised. RULES, people, RULES.

I think it's a bit awkward for the bride not to tell her family that the groom is trans, but I totally get keeping secrets from your parents. My mother? Horribly scandalised. The cousin we spent the most time with over the weekend? Doesn't get it at all. But she and her sisters did just about everything and then ran back to their mother and told her. She's the weird one, right? Secrets are perfectly cromulent?

The woman who does Hyperbole and a Half was a psycho child, as were her friends:

Whoa! That's like a little horror movie combination of Wicker Man, Let the Right One In and Lord of the Flies.

Secrets are perfectly cromulent?

Not the way you do it. You're clearly hiding something.

You're clearly hiding something.

Well, from you, yes.

Yeah, I think secrets are fine, but isn't this religious family giong to be looking for kids from the marriage??

isn't this religious family giong to be looking for kids from the marriage??

Well, what I just found out shortly before the wedding was that the bride was black and a convert from a Christian family. I totally thought he was marrying a white ethnic Jew. Living on the west coast (that's the reason) has totally isolated me.

However, they do intend to have 5 children. The mechanism has not been revealed yet.

I still want to know how you have a guest dressed as a cow at the wedding, as well as people holding up placards of Adam Lambert, NPH, and Anderson Cooper, and you're keeping some sort of secret from your parents.

Man, the weddings I go to are so boring! Holy crap.

And I'm a quarter shy of being able to do a load of laundry. I guess I could go out and buy something for lunch and get some more quarters. But eh.