I hate having to constantly adjust my radiators to get consistant heat.
Also, my apartment is now 79 degrees.
You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.
Giles ,'Selfless'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jan 18, 2011 2:49:56 pm PST #17494 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
JZ - Jan 18, 2011 2:49:56 pm PST #17495 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Yikes, shrift.
Please, think about moving! We're all filled with a selfish desire to keep your spicy brains alive and vigorous.
Maybe schedule Craigslist-combing for the next Onerous Task Day? Hell, I'm sure any number of us here would be willing to do it for you; we want you 100% safe and unshot.
Consuela - Jan 18, 2011 2:59:04 pm PST #17496 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, be careful, Shrift!
I'm now at the stage with the job transition where I can't schedule meetings because I don't know if I'll be here after February 3rd. And then the people I'm talking to demand an explanation and I have to tell them and it's just embarrassing. Well, embarrassing for my employer, anyway, because it makes them look like idiots, not me.
I also just discovered that two books Amazon hasn't delivered were, in fact, delivered--by UPS on the same day that my cellphone was stolen off the front step. ::facepalm:: I kind of doubt I'll ever get that money back.
hippocampus - Jan 18, 2011 3:06:52 pm PST #17497 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
Stay safe Shrift! Also, Universe, keep Shrift safe!
oi Consuela.
Ok, so it looks like my UPS person has decided that delivering to my front door is just too hard and is now putting everything on my side porch, which is closer to the gate, but problematic. I don't see the packages and he no longer knocks. This is an issue because I don't necessarily look at the porch for packages, it's a pain to get them inside from there, AND you can see them from the street, which you can't from my door. I looked all over their website for a "are we delivering oddly?" customer service link. Cannot find one. Mostly I want to know why I have a lazier person than the nice smiley UPS guy that I liked.
tommyrot - Jan 18, 2011 3:10:10 pm PST #17498 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Oakville Ladies Society Presents: The Gentlewomens Sociopathic Syllabary (Click on "Recent Work".)
A series of dioramas of Barbie in grisly scenes... that will also teach you new vocabulary.
eta:
A is for Adipocere; B is for Brochette; C is for Canopus; D is for Dachnomania; E is for Exodontia; F is for Facinorous; G is for Gastromancy ...
Should "dachnomania" be "dacnomania"?
Consuela - Jan 18, 2011 3:12:15 pm PST #17499 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I looked all over their website for a "are we delivering oddly?" customer service link.
Yeah, not so much. When I called UPS about my lost cellphone, they told me that the shipper had to file a report, not me.
I am very nervous about getting anything else delivered now, and of course I have several outstanding orders from Amazon still to be delivered. Argh.
In other news, however, Amazon is re-shipping one book and refunding me the money for the other. Woot. Pretty good customer service, really.
brenda m - Jan 18, 2011 3:26:58 pm PST #17500 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
OMFG, please stop asking me for things I sent you five hours ago!
sarameg - Jan 18, 2011 3:27:27 pm PST #17501 of 30001
Oh god, I just spent the last 90 minutes working. After a full day.
It's like last week never ended. Pretty much blew any positive attitude from the weekend.
Happy hunting, amych!
Dana - Jan 18, 2011 3:33:27 pm PST #17502 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Not only do I want popcorn for dinner, but I want to put butter on it.
Jesse - Jan 18, 2011 3:35:49 pm PST #17503 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am having popcorn for dinner! Utz cheese popcorn. Because I needed milk, and was hungry.
Good luck, amych.
Stay safe, shrift.