Sadly, Jesse, l'esprit d'escalier came to me on, well, the stairs rather later.

Shit I didn't say: "Yeah, you don't miss me exhibiting evidence of my actual physical existence anywhere in your vicinity, and I don't miss you relentlessly making me feel like a piece of criminally stupid dog shit that would be doing the universe a favor if it jumed off a bridge sometime in the next five minutes. Really, it's a win-win all around!"

Our power was out most of the day, which was both incredibly cold and incredibly boring. But, snow day again tomorrow! We had 17 inches of snow total.

JZ also didn't say "dear rage nurse, I'm here covering your ass; I'll thank you not to talk out of it whilst I'm doing so."

Eta: ok don't think about that too hard.

Map of the US, showing what food goes with each state: [link]

JZ also didn't drop the used Kleenex in front of her.

Surely history teaches us that morality and religion have no relation to each other.

I had my tongue firmly in my cheek there, but I too resent the idea that there is no morality without religion. Throughout history, gods have come and gone, while people continued to do the right thing because it was the right thing.

Aw, jz, what a horrible person she is. And to be unkind to YOU--one of the best peeps ever--she must be insane as well.

Maybe her bitterness at not being as awesome as JZ has driven her mad.

Ah, yes. Seeing JZ every day but knowing that, no matter what you did, you could never hold a candle to JZ could lead to madness.

I boggle at Rage Nurse. I cannot understand what benefit anyone gets from that kind of persistent meanness.

As for the food map, I was very pleased to see that they had toasted ravioli for Missouri as is right and proper.

JZ, that is the stupidest thing ever because I've heard you sneeze and I had to actually ask you if that's what it was because it was so quiet and cute. Please just tell that bitch off one day. She deserves it. And it would be a grea story to tell to us. ;)

I am an Atheist who had it pointed out to me, by my Christian missionary aunt that I am one of the most ethical, moral people that she knows.