People who live in snow country mock the South's snow days, but we have no chains, no snow tires, no snow shovels, no snow blowers and only a limited number of trucks to spread salt and gravel. It would hardly be cost effective to have them for one to five days a year. As far as I know, the only snowplows are at the airport. Enough people don't know how to drive on snow and ice that many roads are blocked by cars that have spun out.

We do know how to deal with heat.

I ate my clementine already, so get off my fucking case. Also, fuck you Opera, clementine is too a word. Fuck off.

For dinner, I will be having the rest of the piece of chocolate cake that I couldn't finish for breakfast. Did I mention I ate a clementine? Also, fuck off.

I approve of ita's food choices today.

(eta: FWIW)

I approve of her potty mouth! Not that she needs my fucking approval.

I had an orange when I got home!

People who live in snow country mock the South's snow days

I also mock your bugs, because I fear them. Please, keep them, and we shall keep the snow, and all will be well.

People who live in snow country mock the South's snow days, but we have no chains, no snow tires, no snow shovels, no snow blowers and only a limited number of trucks to spread salt and gravel.

See also PNW. Though I don't think we have any trucks for salt or gravel.

It snows, we stop and wait for it to go away. When that is a day once or twice a year, fine. When it's snowpocalypse, we're fucked. It's just what is.

Yeah, even Tennessee snow days were earned. Those curvy mountainous roads were treacherous on a good day. You don`t have to add much more than a scattering of snow before they`re truly dangerous, and not going to get cleared.

Did you know the IRS doesn't start processing tax returns until the 14th or so?

ION, taxes are done and filed!

Wow, I haven't even been able to get my W-2 yet.