I was just on a conference call with a guy in Atlanta who had to interrupt in the middle to tell us all he was watching out his window while a guy tried to dig his car out of the snow with a spoon.
That's going to take a while. The snow is covered with a quarter-inch crust of ice.
That's going to take a while. The snow is covered with a quarter-inch crust of ice.
He'll need a knife and fork for that.
I see you've played snowy-spoony before.
Ooh! Maybe he has a salt shaker?
To kill the venomous snow slugs?
To kill the venomous snow slugs?
Those are venomous? No wonder I get all numb after I play with them.
The last time we had a huge snowstorm back around 1998 or so (it was the one on January 2nd), my car was buried under the 25 inches we got. I had to go to work the next day, had no shovel to dig the darn thing out, so I ended up using the plastic pail I had in my apartment. It did a good job on getting just enough snow out of the way so I could get on the road!
Maybe he has a salt shaker?
To protect himself from the snow demons?
I keep thinking I should buy a snow shovel--now that I own my place, I have to be the one shoveling...and it's not like it'll go bad if I get one this year and don't use it til next year! But I haven't gotten around to it (and I do have a garage, and a scraper)
I completed an onerous task today! Doing all my contact logs for the last month. Of course, for a couple of them, I still need to do several months' back. And now I have to write up the cover sheets for all of them. And take them to UPS.