Good, Tom! More details to come via email.
WAIT. Is there some sort of snowstorm that will affect NY while I'm there? TELL ME NO.
Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
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§ ita § - Jan 10, 2011 12:39:00 pm PST #16008 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ginger - Jan 10, 2011 12:45:09 pm PST #16009 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I was just on a conference call with a guy in Atlanta who had to interrupt in the middle to tell us all he was watching out his window while a guy tried to dig his car out of the snow with a spoon.
That's going to take a while. The snow is covered with a quarter-inch crust of ice.
erin_obscure - Jan 10, 2011 12:48:44 pm PST #16010 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
maybe it's a warm spoon?
tommyrot - Jan 10, 2011 12:49:07 pm PST #16011 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That's going to take a while. The snow is covered with a quarter-inch crust of ice.
He'll need a knife and fork for that.
Polter-Cow - Jan 10, 2011 12:50:01 pm PST #16012 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I see you've played snowy-spoony before.
tommyrot - Jan 10, 2011 12:50:11 pm PST #16013 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ooh! Maybe he has a salt shaker?
Polter-Cow - Jan 10, 2011 12:51:37 pm PST #16014 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
To kill the venomous snow slugs?
tommyrot - Jan 10, 2011 12:53:39 pm PST #16015 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
To kill the venomous snow slugs?
Those are venomous? No wonder I get all numb after I play with them.
Kathy A - Jan 10, 2011 12:55:13 pm PST #16016 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The last time we had a huge snowstorm back around 1998 or so (it was the one on January 2nd), my car was buried under the 25 inches we got. I had to go to work the next day, had no shovel to dig the darn thing out, so I ended up using the plastic pail I had in my apartment. It did a good job on getting just enough snow out of the way so I could get on the road!
§ ita § - Jan 10, 2011 12:56:10 pm PST #16017 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Maybe he has a salt shaker?
To protect himself from the snow demons?