YAY JZ! We should go celebrate. At Eos, where I have 2 groupons that expire at the end of the month.
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Jan 05, 2011 8:43:54 pm PST #15093 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Fiona - Jan 05, 2011 9:33:16 pm PST #15094 of 30001
I think Hitchcock and his kids might be my favorite.
Um, but Hitch only had one daughter. They may be his granddaughters, he had three of those.
Not sure about the attributions of a number of those pictures. Is that really Alain Delon with Romy? But they're fun anyway.
Calli - Jan 06, 2011 1:00:28 am PST #15095 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I'm glad the new position's working out so well for you JZ.
Kat - Jan 06, 2011 3:52:53 am PST #15096 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
JZ, I'm so glad about the new position! That's great.
tommyrot - Jan 06, 2011 4:23:15 am PST #15097 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tajazzle - Are Pelvis Stickers the New Snuggie?
...Tajazzle is a "three-step product" that is basically just, er, adhesive vagina stickers. The infomercial, which has been uploaded to YouTube in two parts (after the jump), is startingly absurd. The Tajazzle "process" involves powder and some sort of chapstick-like substance, but it all boils down to ladies putting shiny sticker hearts where only their "lovers" (gross) can see.
Like most infomercials, Tajazzle boasts plenty of ganky elements: atrocious acting, misshapen boobs, repetitious script, synthesized background music, weird nicknames for vaginas ("fling") and strange vocal intonations (you know that one chick is a mail-order bride).
I haven't watched the videos, which are NSFW....
Kat - Jan 06, 2011 4:26:32 am PST #15098 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Good lord. WHY? If your lover needs an "ENTER HERE" sticker you have issues.
tommyrot - Jan 06, 2011 4:39:40 am PST #15099 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
msbelle - Jan 06, 2011 4:43:56 am PST #15100 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
people are so wrong, I don't even know. Makes me want to make a mock commercial for a product to temporarily tattoo instructions on your chest and stomach. "They can be changed easily so instructions are specific to each "special person" in your life. Does he rush things? Is she too rough? or maybe not rough enough? Our experts have interviewed LITERALLY many couples about their intimate lives and have compiled, for you, expertly worded examples that address the 8 most common issues in couples' intimate lives. Call now and we will include this re-usable razor to prepare the area for tattooing (particularly hairy men should seek professional assistance for hair removal) AND a certificate for one free call to our expert hotline for advice on how to write your specific instructions. Quantities ARE limited so call now. Bulk discounts are available, just ask for the I'm a Slut program."
Jesse - Jan 06, 2011 4:54:00 am PST #15101 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
But "bling in your fling" makes me laugh SO HARD.
tommyrot - Jan 06, 2011 5:02:02 am PST #15102 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wonder if this will change anybody's mind about the supposed link between vaccinations and autism:
It wasn't just shoddy, it was fraud
The infamous Andrew Wakefield study that claimed to find a link between autism and vaccinations is still being scrutinized, and the latest investigation has uncovered evidence of faked data.
A new examination found, by comparing the reported diagnoses in the paper to hospital records, that Wakefield and colleagues altered facts about patients in their study.
The analysis, by British journalist Brian Deer, found that despite the claim in Wakefield's paper that the 12 children studied were normal until they had the MMR shot, five had previously documented developmental problems. Deer also found that all the cases were somehow misrepresented when he compared data from medical records and the children's parents.