people are so wrong, I don't even know. Makes me want to make a mock commercial for a product to temporarily tattoo instructions on your chest and stomach. "They can be changed easily so instructions are specific to each "special person" in your life. Does he rush things? Is she too rough? or maybe not rough enough? Our experts have interviewed LITERALLY many couples about their intimate lives and have compiled, for you, expertly worded examples that address the 8 most common issues in couples' intimate lives. Call now and we will include this re-usable razor to prepare the area for tattooing (particularly hairy men should seek professional assistance for hair removal) AND a certificate for one free call to our expert hotline for advice on how to write your specific instructions. Quantities ARE limited so call now. Bulk discounts are available, just ask for the I'm a Slut program."

But "bling in your fling" makes me laugh SO HARD.

I wonder if this will change anybody's mind about the supposed link between vaccinations and autism:

It wasn't just shoddy, it was fraud

The infamous Andrew Wakefield study that claimed to find a link between autism and vaccinations is still being scrutinized, and the latest investigation has uncovered evidence of faked data.

A new examination found, by comparing the reported diagnoses in the paper to hospital records, that Wakefield and colleagues altered facts about patients in their study.

The analysis, by British journalist Brian Deer, found that despite the claim in Wakefield's paper that the 12 children studied were normal until they had the MMR shot, five had previously documented developmental problems. Deer also found that all the cases were somehow misrepresented when he compared data from medical records and the children's parents.

Is that really Alain Delon with Romy?

Well, they were lovers and they were in a movie together. But his hair is disturbingly un-Delon-like in that picture.

Speaking of which, Hunter S. Thompson looks weird with hair. And that first Marilyn picture looks like it was before she got a nose job.

So...tajazzling. Are you meant to be shaven, or is it for the hairless bits?

I wonder if this will change anybody's mind about the supposed link between vaccinations and autism:

The anti-vax crowd isn't big on "facts," sadly. Also they've moved on from mercury to "toxins" so Wakefield is less relevant than he used to be.

So...tajazzling. Are you meant to be shaven, or is it for the hairless bits?

Without doing further research, I'm sure you're meant to be waxed.

I'm sure you're meant to be waxed

Right. Waxing. Good point.

Get back to me when the research is done, though.

Okay, must email in working from home. And I totally flaked on a deliverable yesterday. Bad person. Bad, bad person.

congrats on the new baby, Jessica! i absolutely adore her name.

i'm feeling extremely unmotivated to do anything today. i am at work, but i wouldn't call the past two hours "productive". plus, my eye is doing this weird almost twitchy thing.

my eye is doing this weird almost twitchy thing.

Eat a banana or yogurt. Seriously--it could be a potassium deficiency, and that's what my doctor prescribed when it happened to me.