Why did I buy DH a book on unusual evolution in New Zealand for Xmas? Now he's reading me statistics on wetas. Yick.
JZ, that's awesome news.
Mac, take it easy on Msbelle.
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
hippocampus - Jan 05, 2011 6:49:28 pm PST #15088 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
msbelle - Jan 05, 2011 6:53:43 pm PST #15089 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
the meltdowns really weren't that bad on me, except it's always one more thing, but oh my lands, crying over cutting and gluing homework? SRSLY?! Screaming because I am not pleased with notes home 2 days in a row. Crying because I dare to suggest going to the bathroom before bed. crazyville. He better be 1) sick or 2) taller by next week.
§ ita § - Jan 05, 2011 7:29:41 pm PST #15090 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I vote for taller.
God, I'm addicted to this harddough bread. It's the perfect bread. So soft, so sweet.
I hate waiting to see if balls drop.
beekaytee - Jan 05, 2011 7:31:12 pm PST #15091 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
::kermit waving like mad toward the left coast::
YAY JZ! 'bout time the Universe smiled on your worklife.
Aw, msbelle, bless both your hearts.
DavidS - Jan 05, 2011 8:13:19 pm PST #15092 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I don't know if it was mentioned but Anne Francis died.
Maybe that's why they were showing Forbidden Planet on TCM.
But to me she'll always be Honey West.
Lee - Jan 05, 2011 8:43:54 pm PST #15093 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
YAY JZ! We should go celebrate. At Eos, where I have 2 groupons that expire at the end of the month.
Fiona - Jan 05, 2011 9:33:16 pm PST #15094 of 30001
I think Hitchcock and his kids might be my favorite.
Um, but Hitch only had one daughter. They may be his granddaughters, he had three of those.
Not sure about the attributions of a number of those pictures. Is that really Alain Delon with Romy? But they're fun anyway.
Calli - Jan 06, 2011 1:00:28 am PST #15095 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I'm glad the new position's working out so well for you JZ.
Kat - Jan 06, 2011 3:52:53 am PST #15096 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
JZ, I'm so glad about the new position! That's great.
tommyrot - Jan 06, 2011 4:23:15 am PST #15097 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tajazzle - Are Pelvis Stickers the New Snuggie?
...Tajazzle is a "three-step product" that is basically just, er, adhesive vagina stickers. The infomercial, which has been uploaded to YouTube in two parts (after the jump), is startingly absurd. The Tajazzle "process" involves powder and some sort of chapstick-like substance, but it all boils down to ladies putting shiny sticker hearts where only their "lovers" (gross) can see.
Like most infomercials, Tajazzle boasts plenty of ganky elements: atrocious acting, misshapen boobs, repetitious script, synthesized background music, weird nicknames for vaginas ("fling") and strange vocal intonations (you know that one chick is a mail-order bride).
I haven't watched the videos, which are NSFW....