Maybe I'll get stylish when I'm old.
I can't even hope for that.
I always wanted to die 'eccentric' but I'm fairly certain I will fall short of that as well.
I'll have to settle for my tagline and hope that people will remember me pushing their brains around with fondness.
Belated ~ma for Andi. New job~ma for Hayden
It's entirely possible I just agreed to be Assistant Cubmaster for Owen's cub scout pack. *facepalm*
My answer to the Google question would've been something like: "I'd charge 15% less than the going rate to establish myself in the market."
It's entirely possible I just agreed to be Assistant Cubmaster for Owen's cub scout pack.
Don't you read flea's girl scout posts at all?
You poor, tragic fool.
I am happy to announce that the Tino in the Girl Scout office quit as of Dec. 31! Now the question is, is it better to have no help, or Tino help?
Edit: also, possibly certainly Cashmere has more social skills than I do.
I am an idiot. Especially since this pack essentially had an entie den change packs because that den leader was an asshole. I just felt sorry for the parent who was looking for help.
Heh. I declare 2011 to be the most awesome year to run a scout troop ever. It will be so.
Three awesome things about this mug-shot: The Hair, the Name, and the sneering attitude.
I tried to make a white cake with lemon filling for my coworker tonight. I was worried about the lemon curd, since I'd never made it before. And because I was feeling very tired, I went with the simplest, no fail, white cake recipe I had. The curd was fine, but the cake was an epic fail. Weird overly spongey texture and it totally sank in the middle when I took it out of the oven. Not even salvagable. It's like I subconsciously took the "No fail" part as a challenge.
Tim Roth? WTF? I can't handle the dissonance.
He is wearing makeup!! That's totally hot!!!