Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Jan 05, 2011 3:43:12 pm PST #15033 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

For Jesse's grandmother: [link]


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2011 3:54:07 pm PST #15034 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

But I'd guess that the question is designed to show how you think more than whether or not you know the right answer.

The one I heard in an NPR story about -- I think -- interviewing at Google was "What would you charge to wash all the windows in downtown LA (or other big city)?"

Their example of a "good" answer was something like "Ten bucks a window," instead of trying to think of a ginormous amount for all the windows, inclusive.

I would never have thought of that.


shrift - Jan 05, 2011 4:04:13 pm PST #15035 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I forced myself to go to the gym. Now I'm tired and ravenously hungry, and yet curiously I'm not in the kitchen making dinner.

I could heat up vegetable barley soup. I could cook some pasta and top it with already prepared bolognese sauce. I could make caprese salad with heirloom tomatoes. Or a salad. Or roast some brussels sprouts.


Jesse - Jan 05, 2011 4:07:01 pm PST #15036 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

For Jesse's grandmother: [link].

She would be so good on that blog! My grandmother has excellent style, still.


§ ita § - Jan 05, 2011 4:09:31 pm PST #15037 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I would never have thought of that.

I can't claim to be Google bright (uh, I interviewed, it didn't work out, but it's obvious I wasn't applying for the job I thought I was), but that's totally the only answer that occurred to me. I was wondering about a bulk discount, but the big ish is...how would I know what's competitive for a single window? It would also take me forever to decide how many basketballs could fit in a given room, because...WTF? I touched a basketball once. I'm not sure how big they are.


meara - Jan 05, 2011 4:17:27 pm PST #15038 of 30001

Would "I'm afraid of heights and I would never wash skyscraper windows" be a bad answer? Because that would probably be all I could think of. Lordy.

Jesses grandma seems awesome, and I love the little old lady style blog! I wanna be that fierce at that age!


sarameg - Jan 05, 2011 4:22:34 pm PST #15039 of 30001

Maybe I'll get stylish when I'm old.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 05, 2011 4:29:52 pm PST #15040 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I had a muffeletta for dinner tonight and I thought the Buffistas should know.

Then I had a thick slice of fruitcake and some eggnog with spiced rum.


beekaytee - Jan 05, 2011 4:31:39 pm PST #15041 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

that's totally the only answer that occurred to me.

Me too, but I think it comes from having been a consultant for so long. Many 'jobs' had to be broken down into components because they were open-ended. And, the truth is, whatever your overall time/person-power estimate might be, the end result will greater.

So you figure the fair wage per hour, equipment/transport/insurance costs, and average time for an average window size, and then add 20% for contingencies.

Also, if you quote the per window cost first, it goes down waaaaay better than, "Your bottom line will be a kabillion dollars." Even if the contract page says so. That way, the client can say that they want to spend less money and you can ask, "Which windows would you like us to skip?" No muss, no fuss.

I may have given that too much thought.


beekaytee - Jan 05, 2011 4:33:47 pm PST #15042 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Maybe I'll get stylish when I'm old.

I can't even hope for that.

I always wanted to die 'eccentric' but I'm fairly certain I will fall short of that as well.

I'll have to settle for my tagline and hope that people will remember me pushing their brains around with fondness.