Or perhaps a physical barrier a woman could put all up in her stuff (vajazzled or no)
And if the condom snags on a vajazzle and breaks, well that's what you get for trying to thwart God's infinite plan.
Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jan 05, 2011 10:33:01 am PST #14932 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Gudanov - Jan 05, 2011 10:33:22 am PST #14933 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Or perhaps a physical barrier a woman could put all up in her stuff (vajazzled or no) -- WHY, oh why, hasn't anyone thought of that?
Dude, don't you care about un-conceived children? Just because she hasn't met up with sperm yet doesn't mean she isn't a person.
Gudanov - Jan 05, 2011 10:37:39 am PST #14934 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
The world will end on May 21, 2011, when Jesus returns.
Awesome, I don't need to renew my driver's license.
Calli - Jan 05, 2011 10:38:05 am PST #14935 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Dude, don't you care about un-conceived children? Just because she hasn't met up with sperm yet doesn't mean she isn't a person.
Every menstruation is the blood of the un-concieved unborn! OB and Playtex are accessories to murder! We must picket their plants and all stores that carry them!
Jessica - Jan 05, 2011 10:39:06 am PST #14936 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
This all reminds me, I need to make sure my postpartum checkup includes an IUD...
Steph L. - Jan 05, 2011 10:42:13 am PST #14937 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
And if the condom snags on a vajazzle and breaks, well that's what you get for trying to thwart God's infinite plan.
GOD HATES VAJAZZLING
This all reminds me, I need to make sure my postpartum checkup includes an IUD...
Best. Thing. EVAR.
Amy - Jan 05, 2011 10:42:27 am PST #14938 of 30001
Because books.
OB and Playtex are accessories to murder! We must picket their plants and all stores that carry them!
A new angle to the OB shortage! We must investigate!
Also, what Consuela said about the babies that result from no contraception. It must be fucked up to live in a world where you can convince yourself every child is born into a two-parent het family with the money to raise her.
§ ita § - Jan 05, 2011 10:43:21 am PST #14939 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was so hungry I was going to gnaw my own leg off. Half a cheesesteak later, I'm perfectly full. And that other half is going to taste like ass when I get round to it.
tommyrot - Jan 05, 2011 10:44:32 am PST #14940 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It must be fucked up to live in a world where you can convince yourself every child is born into a two-parent het family with the money to raise her.
Well, if the US would just go back to the Gold Standard (as our current money system is unconstitutional), our economy would improve and everyone would be in a two-parent het family with the man as the sole breadwinner....
tommyrot - Jan 05, 2011 10:45:16 am PST #14941 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, awesome fractal table: [link]