And if the condom snags on a vajazzle and breaks, well that's what you get for trying to thwart God's infinite plan.
GOD HATES VAJAZZLING
This all reminds me, I need to make sure my postpartum checkup includes an IUD...
Best. Thing. EVAR.
What should I do, then? Send her a gift? Sacrifice? … Unholy fruit basket?
Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Jan 05, 2011 10:42:13 am PST #14937 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Amy - Jan 05, 2011 10:42:27 am PST #14938 of 30001
Because books.
OB and Playtex are accessories to murder! We must picket their plants and all stores that carry them!
A new angle to the OB shortage! We must investigate!
Also, what Consuela said about the babies that result from no contraception. It must be fucked up to live in a world where you can convince yourself every child is born into a two-parent het family with the money to raise her.
§ ita § - Jan 05, 2011 10:43:21 am PST #14939 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I was so hungry I was going to gnaw my own leg off. Half a cheesesteak later, I'm perfectly full. And that other half is going to taste like ass when I get round to it.
tommyrot - Jan 05, 2011 10:44:32 am PST #14940 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It must be fucked up to live in a world where you can convince yourself every child is born into a two-parent het family with the money to raise her.
Well, if the US would just go back to the Gold Standard (as our current money system is unconstitutional), our economy would improve and everyone would be in a two-parent het family with the man as the sole breadwinner....
tommyrot - Jan 05, 2011 10:45:16 am PST #14941 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, awesome fractal table: [link]
amyth - Jan 05, 2011 10:47:38 am PST #14942 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
I read this as noromovirus and worried! I don't want to stop shipping!
ita, I don't know what this means!
Calli, thanks, and thanks for your phone call. I called my pharmacy, and they are delivering my prescriptions, because they (like you) are awesome. So your evening is free!
DavidS - Jan 05, 2011 10:52:34 am PST #14943 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
ita, I don't know what this means!
Heh. Noromo = No Romance.
§ ita § - Jan 05, 2011 10:53:51 am PST #14944 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Noromo = No Romance.
It is, I think, a term that originated in X Files fandom. You had the M/S shippers, and the noromo camp.
I'm sorry you're sick, but if you have anti-shipping cooties, I worry they can be transmitted by keyboard.
Calli - Jan 05, 2011 10:55:46 am PST #14945 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I called my pharmacy, and they are delivering my prescriptions, because they (like you) are awesome. So your evening is free!
Yay! You get your drugs and I get to go drink. A story with a happy ending, buffista-style.
Connie Neil - Jan 05, 2011 10:57:51 am PST #14946 of 30001
brillig
How lovely if the right-wingers were all taken bodily up into the heaven that they deserve. Then we could get back to work.