People cursing my name over coffee is exactly what I want to avoid. I'll try 8 and see how hoppin' the neighborhood is by then. The professionals who do my neighbor's yard often start at 9, so I know that's pretty safe, but that's late enough I'll have been distracted by other tasks, knowing me.

ION, I thought I was charging my remote all day, but just noticed (mere minutes before TV I want to watch starts airing) that the other end of the charging cable wasn't plugged into anything. Supergenius.

flea, that is so sad and scary.

Well, I still haven't done flex stuff, b/c my friend who's moving in came by, but I'm counting that as productive even if two glasses of wine, some very fine chocolate, and a gabfest isn't even close to onerous.

I still could do flex stuff. Hmm. Setting a timer for 15 minutes. And then can I have a gold star, Hec?

Y'all know how I feel about gray.

This is one way to tell that Cass and I are not the same person, for I love gray. Generally in combination with really bright colors, which is one way to tell juliana and I apart.

In case y'all were confuzzled.

I would say 8, as someone who sleeps until 7:30 on weekdays.

Tree is out of the house! Most of the needles are vaccuumed up! Poor Roomba was no match for the needles...I had to bust out the upright vac.

This is one way to tell that Cass and I are not the same person, for I love gray.

Noooooo, I love gray. I think it's totally a color. When I am wearing black and people tell me to wear more color? I point to the gray I am also wearing. Mmmm, gray. Gray is amazing.

My nails are also currently gray too.

Shiny gray nails.

ION, I thought I was charging my remote all day, but just noticed (mere minutes before TV I want to watch starts airing) that the other end of the charging cable wasn't plugged into anything. Supergenius.

Heh. Yesterday I was trying to download the pics from my (broken screen) camera. And plugged it in and nothing happened. And I was all "OMG, camera is even MORE BROKEN, how will I get my pictures?!?". Then I realized I had gotten out two camera cable things, not sure which one worked...and plugged the end of one into the computer, and the end of the OTHER into the camera. No wonder the computer didn't know the camera was there!

I adore gray nails. They always feel cyborgy.

apparently, one of them was the "best damn hunting dog ever." When you ask the name of that dog, however, you only hear the names of the dogs around him, because that one never actually had a name.

Because names are used when yelling at wrongdoers has always been my best guess on that one. It's why the kids got names.

Sass is adorable, and the best kind of luxury item. The kind that loves you back.

Nice.